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The Invaluable Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday was her birthday. And where was Katie? Well, Katie took Connor and Isabella on a goodwill trip, heading over to East LA to drop off gifts and a Christmas tree to a needy family as part of an initiative organized by a “local charity” (the charity was unnamed at People Online.) Is your smut tingling? But let’s go easy on the cynicism, shall we? It’s been a long year, time to replenish my bitch for January and awards season, so I’ll naively assume there was no proselytising on this occasion - philanthropy straight up, no strings attached, yet another reason why Katie has become the crown the jewel in the Cruise Empire. Full Story

Katie Mothers Isabella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman insists time and again that her children live with her in Nashville. But although we’ve been treated to photos of her and Keith at the gym, at the coffee shop, at Target of all places, and even those conveniently timed, conveniently placed idyllic images of them at Betty Ford, we’ve yet to see pictures of her with her children at her new “hometown”. Full Story

Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. Hollywood urban legend, there was no drowning, there was no murderer, and there was no gerbil running around Richard’s ass because that’s the way he got off. Full Story

Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to be noticed, you know? Kinda like Nicole Kidman’s forehead…but I digress. Full Story

There Are No Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

Running out of superlatives and Cate Blanchett really does exceed perfection, which must be why so many over you, an overwhelming number, named her as your Fashion Icon in the Devil Wears Prada Giveaway. Check her out, flawless yet again, at the AFI Award yesterday … Cate hardly disappoints, does she? Not in style, not on stage, not on screen. Full Story

The Eternal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Another party, another wedding celebration, another attempt to stay in the news. How many famewhores does it take to make a famebrothel? Us Weekly is reporting that TomKat will throw a wedding bash this weekend for those who were too poor to make it to Italy. The festivities will go down at Paula Wagner’s house and the guest list will likely include everyone wanting in on the new United Artists deal, in addition to – hopefully – a few poolboys eager for some gay midget shagging in the wine cellar. Full Story

Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If so, I don’t blame her. Full Story

Cate Blanchett: The Golden Age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

New stills from the movie, her second effort at Elizabeth – yet another sure Oscar nomination, on her way to becoming a legend, not unlike Judi Dench who secures a nomination for so much as sneezing in a film. And it really is a golden age for actresses when you think about it: Cate, Kate Winslet, my Gwyneth, Renee Zellweger, Julianne Moore, Nicole Kidman, Laura Linney – can the next generation equal this one? I hope, but I doubt. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the plan achieved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Finally. Nicole Kidman has finally beat Julia Roberts. Top female earner in Hollywood according to the Hollywood Reporter, with Reese Witherspoon nipping at her heels. Keep in mind though that Julia’s taken 2 years off. Once she roars back into action with those horsey chompers, I’m not so sure Nicole’s reign will have much longevity. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: The Beautiful Freeze at Happy Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh from a chemical peel no doubt, she does look remarkably……. Scrubbed…don’t you think? I don’t love the hair, nor do I love the office manager black slacks but I do love Nicole’s face, in spite of the injections and the Botox and Goddess knows whatever other treatments she’s subjected it to. Full Story

Wedding Legality, the Reaction, and Sterility too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

The official photos – see attached. To tell you the truth, even with the master flair of Armani, I’m not really down with the dress. At least not the top part. Then again, I’m not one half of America’s New Sweetheart Couple, recently anointed by the MiniVan Majority after disappointing failures from the Membership’s two previous golden girls Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Full Story