August 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 30, 2006 12:00:00
Nicole Kidman arrived in Vancouver late last week with her parents, a holiday in my part of the world, without the highlights, without the paid escort, super casual, and yes…as usual, pointing pappies in the general direction of her tummy, the same tummy we"ve been fixated on for the better part of 3 months, the same tummy we"ve been chronicling since early June, the same tummy that has yet to get bigger every time we see it, keeping the same level of curious puffy that raises the same level of intrigue about her pregnancy status. Full Story
August 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 30, 2006 12:00:00
One long, one little, both fantastic in their own unique respects.
First Gisele, spokesmodel for the new AMEX red, five miles of leg on ten miles of gorgessity - absolutely stunning, even if she does have ridiculously large feet.
And then Naomi Watts, glammed up for a photo shoot, not always my favourite, but there is something about her here, something so beguiling, something about the way there"s an office clip holding together the back of her dress…I think she"s adorable, in fact, I"m beginning to think she"s the best part of Nicole Kidman, and I wonder how someone so undercover could be friends with someone so not. Full Story
August 28, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 28, 2006 12:00:00
This one really hurts. Because I adore Kyra Sedgwick, I’d never voluntarily utter a negative word against Kyra Sedgwick, and I wish it could have been different, I wish she could have dialled it down just a notch, I wish she hadn’t pulled an SJP trying to pull a Nicole Kidman, and I really wish there wasn’t so much dress. Full Story
August 14, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 14, 2006 12:00:00
Cue usual disclaimer: dear legal eagles - below is gossip, conjecture, silly smut…the ramblings of a complete psychotic. Totally unbelievable because your client has singlehandedly redefined virile, especially when it comes to pumping his punch on the playground.
There is the most delicious blind item floating around, one that has resulted in a motherload of your emails, courtesy the clever, dirty, genius gossips at Holy Moly Full Story
August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Finally some photographic evidence of Nicole as a mother, shopping and bonding with Isabella. Funny that because I"ve been hearing some very loud sniping about her parental shortcomings of late. Just coincidence, right?
But seriously, for all the Botox and the pulling and the scary ass freeze that"s become her face in the relentless pursuit of eternal youth, why is it that she looks so OLD???
Irony. Full Story
August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
I do admire her, you know. Because forsaking the snotty top crust luxuries of Los Angeles and New York takes some courage, and not every over botoxed Hollywood heavyweight would deign to "keep it real" with the civilians, especially the kind of civilians who have made her husband who is, people who live modestly and gracefully far from the limelight. Full Story
July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
This one’s for my cousin Dex ...
Longtime readers are no doubt aware of my devotion to the “Original Girls”…the original supermodels: Linda, Christy, Naomi, Tatiana, and Cindy, so I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I had to fork over six bucks for the newest issue of Vogue, with Evangelista on the front and a tribute to the platinum 90s in the middle, when they owned the catwalk and the covers, and left a void that no generation has been able to fill ever since. Full Story
Friday, July 28, 2006
According to many of you, Nicole"s mysterious bump has nothing to do with fertility success but everything to do with fertility assistance. Either that or the all too familiar anorexic bloat, something that only occurs when an insanely slender woman actually dares to put something in her mouth, resulting in immediate gases that wreak havoc in her belly.
Honestly gossips… are we really too cynical to believe that the Kidmans are expecting?
In today"s weekend kickoff: on Leo & Gisele, on Jessica, on Apple, on technology, a little gloating about Carmen, and - shocker of shockers! - a Hilton less than taut!
July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman?
Let"s examine the evidence.
First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story
July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Remember gossips... It is the summer of Pro-Love. And despite the Botox, her farce of a wedding, and her bigger farce of a contract, the things I used to love in Nicole are still there – even if it is too frightening to look at her dead on anymore.
Nicole knows how to be famous. Nicole knows how to act famous and Nicole knows how to dress famous. Full Story
Thursday, July 20, 2006
My husband is NOT a smuthound. He is supportive and he is reasonably affectionate but he has never ever read a full column. He also doesn’t care for the whereabouts of Little Sci, and – horror of horrors – he isn’t at all fascinated by the open door policy of Lindsay Lohan’s lascivious legs.
Today, however, I finally “arrived” in his eyes. And that is because I had the honour of appearing on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg
on TSN – a sports talk show where you get to yell at people for not having the same opinions as you. I’m telling you - letting ‘er rip on national television is such a frickin’ rush.
For the record, Michael Landsberg is a sexy bitch. A sexy bitch with a 20 year old son and many traces of Botox withOUT the botulism. Yes, I asked him point blank. And he answered point blank. No chemical enhancements, just great genes, and isn’t it funny that someone like Eminem has to get his face plumped while a Canadian sports anchor could make Nicole Kidman drool over his forehead? The Goddess works in mysterious ways, non?
My thanks to Michael and the OTR team for the opportunity and to the Fantoo girls for the girly girl sporty tee – a black super cute shirt with a basketball net emblazoned with crystals! Do you love it?
Anyway, I’m going to apologise in advance for keeping this so short. If you dare to, you can blame my mother. I came home from dinner tonight ready to write only to be greeted by 7 of her clucking hen Chinese mahjong buddies who were invited over for a “viewing party”.
Do you remember when you were little, when your mother would make you put on your pink party dress and twirl around for the guests? Cut to me at 32 – standing in the middle of my parents’ living room obliged to tap dance on command for a gaggle of Hong Kong housewives cheered on by the lunatic I call my mother.
It took 90 minutes before I could excuse myself without her freaking out and threatening to curse me with her feng shui blackmail. And that, my fellow gossips, is why I’m exhausted.
I promise a full length issue Thursday night. In the meantime, here are a few brief bits including more ooey gooey McGosling sightings, Lohan observation at the Chateau Marmont, news about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette, and a teaser exclusive about Hayden Christensen on tomorrow’s eTalk.