Sunday, July 16, 2006
Saturday night, hanging out on Queen West in Toronto with my girls D and L, and I’m telling you – we were witness to the most “epic” PDA, like, ever in the history of PDA. To the point where people driving by in cars had to stop and stare and holler and hoot. To the point where our hunk of a waiter had to apologise to other patrons for the inseparable clump of tongue and groping parked on the patio for OVER AN HOUR. We’re talking 75 minutes of straight up, straddled horniness over 2 cups of untouched tea, capped off at the end by HER classic and hilarious summation at the very end: What happened to starting off as friends?
And THAT is how I kicked off my trip to Toronto.
Before we dish – just wanted to let you know that Monday is media day! First I’ll be on the radio in Vancouver on The Beat
at 3:30 pm PST, then I’ll be on eTalk
doing my regular hit per usual and finally I’ll also be on MTV Live
starting at 6pm EST and repeating throughout the evening, chatting about celebrity obsession. Check it out and let me know what you think!
In today’s issue: on the Kidmans, on the Pitts, Halle in Japan, Mischa in London, my Apple, my Lilo, a contest, and some shameless self promotion.
July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
So Keith performed in Sarnia, Ontario last week and brought along his wife. And according to many of you who’ve written in with the published and unpublished details, there was arguably more excitement about HER presence than there was about his. Apparently the crowd even began calling for her at one point in the concert, which would mean that, contrary to the Cruise debacle, some contracts actually DO pay off. Full Story
July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect.
Now according to the article, some "clerk at a natural food store" was able to get a good look at the "funny looking" baby, which hasn"t necessarily put a kibosh on the conspiracy tautology that has hit new dramatic heights thanks to the TMZ release of the birth certificate yesterday. Full Story
Monday, July 10, 2006
Am watching Grey’s and Dr Loin Quivering Burke aka Isaiah Washington is smoldering in the kitchen with a turkey. If I sound distracted you now know why.
In today’s issue: on Johnny, on Justin, on Christina, on Halle & Gabriel, and can you believe the Kidmans actually clean???
July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think?
So here they are, on a domestic “ordinary” trip to Target for…what else? Cleaning supplies! In addition to that mysterious little bump, I also spy a Swiffer and then I spy a Bentley! Because anyone who can afford a Bentley can also master the Wetjet…right?
I’m telling you…watching these two live at our level is my new favourite gossip illusion. Full Story
Friday, July 7, 2006
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Ok…so…The Gay Midget Dwarf is clearly front and centre on your smut radar. Seems like everyone has an opinion and right now, we"re evenly split down the middle between the "there is no baby" and the "something"s wrong with the baby" schools of thought. Having said that, I"d like to give a special shout out to my girl Shelley S, screenwriter extraordinaire with an overactive imagination, for her take on what"s really going on. Shelley, as you will see, clearly did her research, and has relied on Psych 101 and Human Socialisation 202 to come up with her own hypothesis. It"s definitely plausible and MOST definitely within the realm of possibility.
In today"s short issue: new Nashville insight on the Kidman photo opps, a Beyonce wedding rumour, grudging praise for Barton, Lilo vamps for a taco prince, Drew in Paris, and my new appreciation for Mr Liv Tyler.
July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Just heard from my Nashville sources who are apparently less than thrilled that a small village of pappies has descended on their country community. Never mind the so called awards Keith"s been winning. According to the "real" fans, Urban is now the town"s most notorious sell out, and that ain"t going over very well. Full Story
July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride.
Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn"t it" bump. In her workoutwear there certainly doesn"t appear to be anything of note but in her fleshcoloured (and poorly chosen) dress, there does seem to be a waist-free fetus zone. Full Story
Monday, July 3, 2006
The Devil Wears Prada.
Hated the book. Greatly enjoyed the movie. And in the immortal words of Miranda Priestley…that"s all.
Hope your weekend was as restful as mine. While the husband slaved away at remodeling our bathroom, I napped for 6 hours on Saturday and devoured two books. Not helping is definitely the best part of marriage. Anyway, many of you seem to enjoy my high school reading recommendations so here"s a fresh one: King Dork by Frank Portman. From a boy"s perspective for a change. I LOVE this book, the most brilliantly original adolescent adventure I"ve had the pleasure of enjoying in a long time - even IF you don"t know The Catcher in the Rye inside out. Let me know your thoughts.
In today"s issue: mourning with the Beckhams, warming to the Kidmans, the Pitts and the Rossdales play nice, on movie trailers, on beach bodies, on beach cellie, and a curious thing we call drunkorexia.
July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
It"s a relentless assault, y"all. New pics every day, designed to wear down even the most cynical gossip. Check out Nicole and Keith towards the end of the tropical honeymoon, determinedly playful and affectionate, eager to prove that what they have is not only a business arrangement but also a genuine relationship based on love and devotion. Full Story
June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
So a new photo has been made available from their wedding, a close up this time. Hair looks great, love the frilly collar on the cape, but ummmm...not sure how I feel about those eyebrows or, for that matter, the expression on her face in general. Posing for Vogue is one thing, posing for Vogue on your wedding day is another entirely. Full Story