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Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Nicole: the new photo op, the missing wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Although everything you’re reading right now in the weeklies points to Nicole Kidman as a woman behind her man, my sources in Nashville are telling a very different story. Rumour has it, Nicole was allegedly not at his side when he when he entered rehab and according to local spies, has not been back since. Full Story

Defending Demi"s Knees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. Full Story

Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, as least she doesn"t look stunned. So here"s Cam supporting her Pip at the William Rast show last night. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder - does she have any idea who Oscar voters actually are??? Look… I know ten years is a long time and hell, anything could happen in ten years, to say nothing of anomalies - Marisa Tomei ring a bell? I also appreciate that my Lilo feels no shame in announcing what she covets, unlike some other frauds who claim to be in it for the *craft*, who do the work because it"s the work that pays them back. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the Roman improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

As Borat would say - WAWAWEEWAH. MUCH better than earlier in the day, don"t you think? She looks soft, typical Nicole elegance, and fantastic posture - doesn"t she have fantastic posture? Thing with Nic is that she"s never afraid, being pale and all, to try pale colours. Full Story

Nicole for Fur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t tell me it"s just me. Don"t tell me it"s just my biased eye. Because if you look at these and you tell me you think it"s normal, I call bullsh-t. BULLsh-t! Trust me, there is no pleasure for me in seeing Nicole Kidman look...weird. I adore Nicole Kidman. Post-GMD, after Moulin Rouge, after The Hours, Nicole was almost Gwyneth. Full Story