Nicole Kidman Gossip

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Defending Demi"s Knees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. Full Story

Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, as least she doesn"t look stunned. So here"s Cam supporting her Pip at the William Rast show last night. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder - does she have any idea who Oscar voters actually are??? Look… I know ten years is a long time and hell, anything could happen in ten years, to say nothing of anomalies - Marisa Tomei ring a bell? I also appreciate that my Lilo feels no shame in announcing what she covets, unlike some other frauds who claim to be in it for the *craft*, who do the work because it"s the work that pays them back. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the Roman improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

As Borat would say - WAWAWEEWAH. MUCH better than earlier in the day, don"t you think? She looks soft, typical Nicole elegance, and fantastic posture - doesn"t she have fantastic posture? Thing with Nic is that she"s never afraid, being pale and all, to try pale colours. Full Story

Nicole for Fur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

Don"t tell me it"s just me. Don"t tell me it"s just my biased eye. Because if you look at these and you tell me you think it"s normal, I call bullsh-t. BULLsh-t! Trust me, there is no pleasure for me in seeing Nicole Kidman look...weird. I adore Nicole Kidman. Post-GMD, after Moulin Rouge, after The Hours, Nicole was almost Gwyneth. Full Story

Keith Urban: The Non-Marital Affair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

That"s the story according to this week"s issue of The National Enquirer. And before you snort with disbelief, which I can understand, please remember they"re making an impressive surge these days, with 2 huge coups of late including breaking the Farrah Fawcett cancer story last week and being the first before all major outlets to report on the Grey"s Anatomy drama this past Monday. Full Story

Salma at 40

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single. You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don"t approve of George saving Kidman. Full Story

George Clooney & the Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Finally…right? You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I"d get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 hours for the scans, but I"m telling you, it"s killer. The whole spread is killer - Old Hollywood theme, posing with Gemma Ward, in this particular photo he"s shot in black & white, wearing a white shirt, tuxedo pants, sitting on the floor, leaning back against a door, hand resting on a raised knee, looking off to the side at Gemma, the sun is lighting up half of his face, his expression is flirty and wistful and even a little tired all at once… PURE LOIN QUIVERATION. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Fame God, FagFriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

What can I say? First of all, he’s much younger in person than he is in photos. Thankfully, he’s also not little. You know how they’re always shorter in real life? Well, not in his case. By no means a giant but he’s probably just under 6 ft. Good enough for an average sized girl to wear heels and not feel like Nicole Kidman and the GMD. Full Story