July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
This one’s for my cousin Dex ...
Longtime readers are no doubt aware of my devotion to the “Original Girls”…the original supermodels: Linda, Christy, Naomi, Tatiana, and Cindy, so I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I had to fork over six bucks for the newest issue of Vogue, with Evangelista on the front and a tribute to the platinum 90s in the middle, when they owned the catwalk and the covers, and left a void that no generation has been able to fill ever since. Full Story
Friday, July 28, 2006
According to many of you, Nicole"s mysterious bump has nothing to do with fertility success but everything to do with fertility assistance. Either that or the all too familiar anorexic bloat, something that only occurs when an insanely slender woman actually dares to put something in her mouth, resulting in immediate gases that wreak havoc in her belly.
Honestly gossips… are we really too cynical to believe that the Kidmans are expecting?
In today"s weekend kickoff: on Leo & Gisele, on Jessica, on Apple, on technology, a little gloating about Carmen, and - shocker of shockers! - a Hilton less than taut!
July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman?
Let"s examine the evidence.
First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story
July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Remember gossips... It is the summer of Pro-Love. And despite the Botox, her farce of a wedding, and her bigger farce of a contract, the things I used to love in Nicole are still there – even if it is too frightening to look at her dead on anymore.
Nicole knows how to be famous. Nicole knows how to act famous and Nicole knows how to dress famous. Full Story
Thursday, July 20, 2006
My husband is NOT a smuthound. He is supportive and he is reasonably affectionate but he has never ever read a full column. He also doesn’t care for the whereabouts of Little Sci, and – horror of horrors – he isn’t at all fascinated by the open door policy of Lindsay Lohan’s lascivious legs.
Today, however, I finally “arrived” in his eyes. And that is because I had the honour of appearing on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg
on TSN – a sports talk show where you get to yell at people for not having the same opinions as you. I’m telling you - letting ‘er rip on national television is such a frickin’ rush.
For the record, Michael Landsberg is a sexy bitch. A sexy bitch with a 20 year old son and many traces of Botox withOUT the botulism. Yes, I asked him point blank. And he answered point blank. No chemical enhancements, just great genes, and isn’t it funny that someone like Eminem has to get his face plumped while a Canadian sports anchor could make Nicole Kidman drool over his forehead? The Goddess works in mysterious ways, non?
My thanks to Michael and the OTR team for the opportunity and to the Fantoo girls for the girly girl sporty tee – a black super cute shirt with a basketball net emblazoned with crystals! Do you love it?
Anyway, I’m going to apologise in advance for keeping this so short. If you dare to, you can blame my mother. I came home from dinner tonight ready to write only to be greeted by 7 of her clucking hen Chinese mahjong buddies who were invited over for a “viewing party”.
Do you remember when you were little, when your mother would make you put on your pink party dress and twirl around for the guests? Cut to me at 32 – standing in the middle of my parents’ living room obliged to tap dance on command for a gaggle of Hong Kong housewives cheered on by the lunatic I call my mother.
It took 90 minutes before I could excuse myself without her freaking out and threatening to curse me with her feng shui blackmail. And that, my fellow gossips, is why I’m exhausted.
I promise a full length issue Thursday night. In the meantime, here are a few brief bits including more ooey gooey McGosling sightings, Lohan observation at the Chateau Marmont, news about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette, and a teaser exclusive about Hayden Christensen on tomorrow’s eTalk.
July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Three more words:
Hello Nicole Kidman???
For the love of Buddha – can someone get Tina Knowles OFF the payroll?
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Saturday night, hanging out on Queen West in Toronto with my girls D and L, and I’m telling you – we were witness to the most “epic” PDA, like, ever in the history of PDA. To the point where people driving by in cars had to stop and stare and holler and hoot. To the point where our hunk of a waiter had to apologise to other patrons for the inseparable clump of tongue and groping parked on the patio for OVER AN HOUR. We’re talking 75 minutes of straight up, straddled horniness over 2 cups of untouched tea, capped off at the end by HER classic and hilarious summation at the very end: What happened to starting off as friends?
And THAT is how I kicked off my trip to Toronto.
Before we dish – just wanted to let you know that Monday is media day! First I’ll be on the radio in Vancouver on The Beat
at 3:30 pm PST, then I’ll be on eTalk
doing my regular hit per usual and finally I’ll also be on MTV Live
starting at 6pm EST and repeating throughout the evening, chatting about celebrity obsession. Check it out and let me know what you think!
In today’s issue: on the Kidmans, on the Pitts, Halle in Japan, Mischa in London, my Apple, my Lilo, a contest, and some shameless self promotion.
July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
So Keith performed in Sarnia, Ontario last week and brought along his wife. And according to many of you who’ve written in with the published and unpublished details, there was arguably more excitement about HER presence than there was about his. Apparently the crowd even began calling for her at one point in the concert, which would mean that, contrary to the Cruise debacle, some contracts actually DO pay off. Full Story
July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect.
Now according to the article, some "clerk at a natural food store" was able to get a good look at the "funny looking" baby, which hasn"t necessarily put a kibosh on the conspiracy tautology that has hit new dramatic heights thanks to the TMZ release of the birth certificate yesterday. Full Story
Monday, July 10, 2006
Am watching Grey’s and Dr Loin Quivering Burke aka Isaiah Washington is smoldering in the kitchen with a turkey. If I sound distracted you now know why.
In today’s issue: on Johnny, on Justin, on Christina, on Halle & Gabriel, and can you believe the Kidmans actually clean???
July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think?
So here they are, on a domestic “ordinary” trip to Target for…what else? Cleaning supplies! In addition to that mysterious little bump, I also spy a Swiffer and then I spy a Bentley! Because anyone who can afford a Bentley can also master the Wetjet…right?
I’m telling you…watching these two live at our level is my new favourite gossip illusion. Full Story