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Nicole Kidman is the new Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman? Let"s examine the evidence. First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story

Nicole’s business attire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

Remember gossips... It is the summer of Pro-Love. And despite the Botox, her farce of a wedding, and her bigger farce of a contract, the things I used to love in Nicole are still there – even if it is too frightening to look at her dead on anymore. Nicole knows how to be famous. Nicole knows how to act famous and Nicole knows how to dress famous. Full Story

Thursday, July 20, 2006
Dear gossips, My husband is NOT a smuthound. He is supportive and he is reasonably affectionate but he has never ever read a full column. He also doesn’t care for the whereabouts of Little Sci, and – horror of horrors – he isn’t at all fascinated by the open door policy of Lindsay Lohan’s lascivious legs. Today, however, I finally “arrived” in his eyes. And that is because I had the honour of appearing on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg on TSN – a sports talk show where you get to yell at people for not having the same opinions as you. I’m telling you - letting ‘er rip on national television is such a frickin’ rush. For the record, Michael Landsberg is a sexy bitch. A sexy bitch with a 20 year old son and many traces of Botox withOUT the botulism. Yes, I asked him point blank. And he answered point blank. No chemical enhancements, just great genes, and isn’t it funny that someone like Eminem has to get his face plumped while a Canadian sports anchor could make Nicole Kidman drool over his forehead? The Goddess works in mysterious ways, non? My thanks to Michael and the OTR team for the opportunity and to the Fantoo girls for the girly girl sporty tee – a black super cute shirt with a basketball net emblazoned with crystals! Do you love it? Anyway, I’m going to apologise in advance for keeping this so short. If you dare to, you can blame my mother. I came home from dinner tonight ready to write only to be greeted by 7 of her clucking hen Chinese mahjong buddies who were invited over for a “viewing party”. Do you remember when you were little, when your mother would make you put on your pink party dress and twirl around for the guests? Cut to me at 32 – standing in the middle of my parents’ living room obliged to tap dance on command for a gaggle of Hong Kong housewives cheered on by the lunatic I call my mother. It took 90 minutes before I could excuse myself without her freaking out and threatening to curse me with her feng shui blackmail. And that, my fellow gossips, is why I’m exhausted. I promise a full length issue Thursday night. In the meantime, here are a few brief bits including more ooey gooey McGosling sightings, Lohan observation at the Chateau Marmont, news about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrissette, and a teaser exclusive about Hayden Christensen on tomorrow’s eTalk.

The Daily Immobilised Kidman: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

Three words: WTF??? Three more words: Hello Nicole Kidman??? For the love of Buddha – can someone get Tina Knowles OFF the payroll?  Full Story

Sunday, July 16, 2006
Dear gossips, Saturday night, hanging out on Queen West in Toronto with my girls D and L, and I’m telling you – we were witness to the most “epic” PDA, like, ever in the history of PDA. To the point where people driving by in cars had to stop and stare and holler and hoot. To the point where our hunk of a waiter had to apologise to other patrons for the inseparable clump of tongue and groping parked on the patio for OVER AN HOUR. We’re talking 75 minutes of straight up, straddled horniness over 2 cups of untouched tea, capped off at the end by HER classic and hilarious summation at the very end: What happened to starting off as friends? And THAT is how I kicked off my trip to Toronto. Before we dish – just wanted to let you know that Monday is media day! First I’ll be on the radio in Vancouver on The Beat at 3:30 pm PST, then I’ll be on eTalk doing my regular hit per usual and finally I’ll also be on MTV Live starting at 6pm EST and repeating throughout the evening, chatting about celebrity obsession. Check it out and let me know what you think! In today’s issue: on the Kidmans, on the Pitts, Halle in Japan, Mischa in London, my Apple, my Lilo, a contest, and some shameless self promotion.

The Kidmans in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

So Keith performed in Sarnia, Ontario last week and brought along his wife. And according to many of you who’ve written in with the published and unpublished details, there was arguably more excitement about HER presence than there was about his. Apparently the crowd even began calling for her at one point in the concert, which would mean that, contrary to the Cruise debacle, some contracts actually DO pay off. Full Story

Momma Sci emerges, Little Sci still missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect. Now according to the article, some "clerk at a natural food store" was able to get a good look at the "funny looking" baby, which hasn"t necessarily put a kibosh on the conspiracy tautology that has hit new dramatic heights thanks to the TMZ release of the birth certificate yesterday. Full Story

Monday, July 10, 2006
Dear gossips, Am watching Grey’s and Dr Loin Quivering Burke aka Isaiah Washington is smoldering in the kitchen with a turkey. If I sound distracted you now know why. In today’s issue: on Johnny, on Justin, on Christina, on Halle & Gabriel, and can you believe the Kidmans actually clean???

The Kidman fairy tale gets even better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2006 12:00:00 July 10, 2006 12:00:00

Playing along with the Kidmans is a super fun game! Sure, it requires a serious suspension of disbelief… but hey – when you’re accustomed to pretending that the Beckhams have a perfect marriage, everything else is a piece of cake, don’t you think? So here they are, on a domestic “ordinary” trip to Target for…what else? Cleaning supplies! In addition to that mysterious little bump, I also spy a Swiffer and then I spy a Bentley! Because anyone who can afford a Bentley can also master the Wetjet…right? I’m telling you…watching these two live at our level is my new favourite gossip illusion. Full Story

Friday, July 7, 2006
Dear gossips, The subscribe feature should be working again. Thanks for your patience and THANK YOU for your subscription! And just in case you didn’t know - it"s free! Ok…so…The Gay Midget Dwarf is clearly front and centre on your smut radar. Seems like everyone has an opinion and right now, we"re evenly split down the middle between the "there is no baby" and the "something"s wrong with the baby" schools of thought. Having said that, I"d like to give a special shout out to my girl Shelley S, screenwriter extraordinaire with an overactive imagination, for her take on what"s really going on. Shelley, as you will see, clearly did her research, and has relied on Psych 101 and Human Socialisation 202 to come up with her own hypothesis. It"s definitely plausible and MOST definitely within the realm of possibility. In today"s short issue: new Nashville insight on the Kidman photo opps, a Beyonce wedding rumour, grudging praise for Barton, Lilo vamps for a taco prince, Drew in Paris, and my new appreciation for Mr Liv Tyler.

Workin" it with the Kidmans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Just heard from my Nashville sources who are apparently less than thrilled that a small village of pappies has descended on their country community. Never mind the so called awards Keith"s been winning. According to the "real" fans, Urban is now the town"s most notorious sell out, and that ain"t going over very well. Full Story