Nicole Kidman Gossip

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Salma at 40

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single. You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don"t approve of George saving Kidman. Full Story

George Clooney & the Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Finally…right? You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I"d get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 hours for the scans, but I"m telling you, it"s killer. The whole spread is killer - Old Hollywood theme, posing with Gemma Ward, in this particular photo he"s shot in black & white, wearing a white shirt, tuxedo pants, sitting on the floor, leaning back against a door, hand resting on a raised knee, looking off to the side at Gemma, the sun is lighting up half of his face, his expression is flirty and wistful and even a little tired all at once… PURE LOIN QUIVERATION. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Fame God, FagFriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

What can I say? First of all, he’s much younger in person than he is in photos. Thankfully, he’s also not little. You know how they’re always shorter in real life? Well, not in his case. By no means a giant but he’s probably just under 6 ft. Good enough for an average sized girl to wear heels and not feel like Nicole Kidman and the GMD. Full Story

Nicole"s traveling bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman arrived in Vancouver late last week with her parents, a holiday in my part of the world, without the highlights, without the paid escort, super casual, and yes…as usual, pointing pappies in the general direction of her tummy, the same tummy we"ve been fixated on for the better part of 3 months, the same tummy we"ve been chronicling since early June, the same tummy that has yet to get bigger every time we see it, keeping the same level of curious puffy that raises the same level of intrigue about her pregnancy status. Full Story

The Daily Double Gorgessity: Gisele & Naomi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

One long, one little, both fantastic in their own unique respects. First Gisele, spokesmodel for the new AMEX red, five miles of leg on ten miles of gorgessity - absolutely stunning, even if she does have ridiculously large feet. And then Naomi Watts, glammed up for a photo shoot, not always my favourite, but there is something about her here, something so beguiling, something about the way there"s an office clip holding together the back of her dress…I think she"s adorable, in fact, I"m beginning to think she"s the best part of Nicole Kidman, and I wonder how someone so undercover could be friends with someone so not. Full Story

Most Desperate: Kyra Sedgwick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

This one really hurts. Because I adore Kyra Sedgwick, I’d never voluntarily utter a negative word against Kyra Sedgwick, and I wish it could have been different, I wish she could have dialled it down just a notch, I wish she hadn’t pulled an SJP trying to pull a Nicole Kidman, and I really wish there wasn’t so much dress. Full Story

Little Tokyo: the rumour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

Cue usual disclaimer: dear legal eagles - below is gossip, conjecture, silly smut…the ramblings of a complete psychotic. Totally unbelievable because your client has singlehandedly redefined virile, especially when it comes to pumping his punch on the playground. Read on… There is the most delicious blind item floating around, one that has resulted in a motherload of your emails, courtesy the clever, dirty, genius gossips at Holy Moly Full Story

The Daily Granny: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Finally some photographic evidence of Nicole as a mother, shopping and bonding with Isabella. Funny that because I"ve been hearing some very loud sniping about her parental shortcomings of late. Just coincidence, right? But seriously, for all the Botox and the pulling and the scary ass freeze that"s become her face in the relentless pursuit of eternal youth, why is it that she looks so OLD??? Irony. Full Story

Tennessee to Nic: don"t bring your Hollywood here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

I do admire her, you know. Because forsaking the snotty top crust luxuries of Los Angeles and New York takes some courage, and not every over botoxed Hollywood heavyweight would deign to "keep it real" with the civilians, especially the kind of civilians who have made her husband who is, people who live modestly and gracefully far from the limelight. Full Story

Forever Linda, Forever Christy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

This one’s for my cousin Dex ... Longtime readers are no doubt aware of my devotion to the “Original Girls”…the original supermodels: Linda, Christy, Naomi, Tatiana, and Cindy, so I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I had to fork over six bucks for the newest issue of Vogue, with Evangelista on the front and a tribute to the platinum 90s in the middle, when they owned the catwalk and the covers, and left a void that no generation has been able to fill ever since. Full Story

Friday, July 28, 2006 Dear gossips, According to many of you, Nicole"s mysterious bump has nothing to do with fertility success but everything to do with fertility assistance. Either that or the all too familiar anorexic bloat, something that only occurs when an insanely slender woman actually dares to put something in her mouth, resulting in immediate gases that wreak havoc in her belly. Honestly gossips… are we really too cynical to believe that the Kidmans are expecting? In today"s weekend kickoff: on Leo & Gisele, on Jessica, on Apple, on technology, a little gloating about Carmen, and - shocker of shockers! - a Hilton less than taut!