Nicole Kidman Gossip

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Friday, July 7, 2006
Dear gossips, The subscribe feature should be working again. Thanks for your patience and THANK YOU for your subscription! And just in case you didn’t know - it"s free! Ok…so…The Gay Midget Dwarf is clearly front and centre on your smut radar. Seems like everyone has an opinion and right now, we"re evenly split down the middle between the "there is no baby" and the "something"s wrong with the baby" schools of thought. Having said that, I"d like to give a special shout out to my girl Shelley S, screenwriter extraordinaire with an overactive imagination, for her take on what"s really going on. Shelley, as you will see, clearly did her research, and has relied on Psych 101 and Human Socialisation 202 to come up with her own hypothesis. It"s definitely plausible and MOST definitely within the realm of possibility. In today"s short issue: new Nashville insight on the Kidman photo opps, a Beyonce wedding rumour, grudging praise for Barton, Lilo vamps for a taco prince, Drew in Paris, and my new appreciation for Mr Liv Tyler.

Workin" it with the Kidmans

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just heard from my Nashville sources who are apparently less than thrilled that a small village of pappies has descended on their country community. Never mind the so called awards Keith"s been winning. According to the "real" fans, Urban is now the town"s most notorious sell out, and that ain"t going over very well. Full Story

The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues!

July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn"t it" bump. In her workoutwear there certainly doesn"t appear to be anything of note but in her fleshcoloured (and poorly chosen) dress, there does seem to be a waist-free fetus zone. Full Story

Monday, July 3, 2006
Dear gossips, The Devil Wears Prada. Hated the book. Greatly enjoyed the movie. And in the immortal words of Miranda Priestley…that"s all. Hope your weekend was as restful as mine. While the husband slaved away at remodeling our bathroom, I napped for 6 hours on Saturday and devoured two books. Not helping is definitely the best part of marriage. Anyway, many of you seem to enjoy my high school reading recommendations so here"s a fresh one: King Dork by Frank Portman. From a boy"s perspective for a change. I LOVE this book, the most brilliantly original adolescent adventure I"ve had the pleasure of enjoying in a long time - even IF you don"t know The Catcher in the Rye inside out. Let me know your thoughts. In today"s issue: mourning with the Beckhams, warming to the Kidmans, the Pitts and the Rossdales play nice, on movie trailers, on beach bodies, on beach cellie, and a curious thing we call drunkorexia.

The Daily Kidman photo special

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s a relentless assault, y"all. New pics every day, designed to wear down even the most cynical gossip. Check out Nicole and Keith towards the end of the tropical honeymoon, determinedly playful and affectionate, eager to prove that what they have is not only a business arrangement but also a genuine relationship based on love and devotion. Full Story

The Kidman Love Album continued

June 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So a new photo has been made available from their wedding, a close up this time. Hair looks great, love the frilly collar on the cape, but ummmm...not sure how I feel about those eyebrows or, for that matter, the expression on her face in general. Posing for Vogue is one thing, posing for Vogue on your wedding day is another entirely. Full Story

Thursday, June 29, 2006
Dear gossips, There are two women in television that you absolutely do NOT cross: Oprah and Barbara, no last names required. Which means Star Jones is digging herself a big ass hole. And that"s all I care to say on the matter because let"s face it, if we wanted to discuss women who marry dandy panties and grow a serious case of blue poon in the process, I"d much rather focus on Nicole Kidman and Sarah Jessica Parker... agreed? Besides, we have more important battles to wage. Like Tori Spelling. Bitch is bringing down some serious heavenly karma on her concrete tits. Neglecting her father AND badmouthing her own mother? Can you hear the skies rumbling? I"m surprised she hasn"t been struck down by lightning yet. And if were her, I"d be careful, because if you"re not even good enough for lightning, there"s no telling what kind of plague the gods are designing especially for her brand of filial betrayal. In today"s issue: Tori vs. her mother, Nicole and Keith and the honeymoon diaries, Britney and Kevin and their stolen family portraits, Richie, Lohan and how eating helps, and did you know David Duchovny is a hot, hot dad???

The Kidmans & the honeymoon photojournal

June 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First a wedding album…now a honeymoon album??? Wow. Can you get enough? Here are Nicole and Keith on hols at their ultra private resort in Tahiti. Gotta admire those plucky pappies for being able to get in so close. Then again, they knew exactly where to go, oui? I wonder when Suri Cruise is going to show up and crash this party. Full Story

The Kidmans on vacay

June 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you as astonished as I am that their honeymoon arrival has been captured on camera? Here are the newly contracted Kidmans touching down in Tahiti today to celebrate their first days of marriage. So nice to be able to dash around by private jet all the time, non? As mentioned in Ted Casablanca"s most recent column everyone from here to Bora Bora is now on bump watch, eager to see if Nicole and Keith can produce an immediate baby that will result in yet another media frenzy 9 months from now. Full Story

Nicole & Keith are married

June 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know by now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married on Sunday in Australia. It was a sunset ceremony, a private and intimate affair with only 230 guests and every detail kept under wraps. Umm…except for the invitation of course. Which was printed in the newspapers today. See attached. Full Story

Keith Captured

June 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well isn’t this turning into a media relations blowjob of sorts? Nicole Kidman has handed out free beer, been photographed picking up her niece from school, and now visiting a children’s hospital with her son and daughter in tow – all during the same week as her wedding? Quite a page out of the Jolie Pitt book of publicity, don’t you think. Full Story