Thursday, June 29, 2006
There are two women in television that you absolutely do NOT cross: Oprah and Barbara, no last names required. Which means Star Jones is digging herself a big ass hole. And that"s all I care to say on the matter because let"s face it, if we wanted to discuss women who marry dandy panties and grow a serious case of blue poon in the process, I"d much rather focus on Nicole Kidman and Sarah Jessica Parker... agreed?
Besides, we have more important battles to wage. Like Tori Spelling. Bitch is bringing down some serious heavenly karma on her concrete tits. Neglecting her father AND badmouthing her own mother? Can you hear the skies rumbling? I"m surprised she hasn"t been struck down by lightning yet. And if were her, I"d be careful, because if you"re not even good enough for lightning, there"s no telling what kind of plague the gods are designing especially for her brand of filial betrayal.
In today"s issue: Tori vs. her mother, Nicole and Keith and the honeymoon diaries, Britney and Kevin and their stolen family portraits, Richie, Lohan and how eating helps, and did you know David Duchovny is a hot, hot dad???
June 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 29, 2006 12:00:00
First a wedding album…now a honeymoon album??? Wow. Can you get enough?
Here are Nicole and Keith on hols at their ultra private resort in Tahiti. Gotta admire those plucky pappies for being able to get in so close. Then again, they knew exactly where to go, oui? I wonder when Suri Cruise is going to show up and crash this party. Full Story
June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Are you as astonished as I am that their honeymoon arrival has been captured on camera? Here are the newly contracted Kidmans touching down in Tahiti today to celebrate their first days of marriage. So nice to be able to dash around by private jet all the time, non? As mentioned in Ted Casablanca"s most recent column everyone from here to Bora Bora is now on bump watch, eager to see if Nicole and Keith can produce an immediate baby that will result in yet another media frenzy 9 months from now. Full Story
June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
As we all know by now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married on Sunday in Australia. It was a sunset ceremony, a private and intimate affair with only 230 guests and every detail kept under wraps.
Umm…except for the invitation of course. Which was printed in the newspapers today. See attached. Full Story
June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 23, 2006 12:00:00
Well isn’t this turning into a media relations blowjob of sorts? Nicole Kidman has handed out free beer, been photographed picking up her niece from school, and now visiting a children’s hospital with her son and daughter in tow – all during the same week as her wedding? Quite a page out of the Jolie Pitt book of publicity, don’t you think. Full Story
Thursday, June 22, 2006
So I’m on assignment with eTalk in Whistler, co-site of the 2010 Olympic Winter Games, staying at the Four Seasons Whistler where I spent the first 5 minutes of my visit waving my arms around the WALK IN CLOSET in my suite, big enough for a standing imaginary snow angle without touching any walls or furniture! Thank Goddess for my producer Danielle, who assuaged my paranoia about being a bumpkin off the bus when she called me to gush about the same thing.
From the closet I proceeded to the bathroom, completely furnished in granite and stone, with its own private toilet. As in a door. A door that separates where you get dirty from where you get clean.
So civilized, non?
Too bad I’m too busy working to enjoy it. But I’m telling you…you MUST come here some day. It is good enough even for Posh herself.
Anyway, sorry for the delay in posting. Of course I forgot my laptop at home which kinda put a dent into my writing sched. Please forgive?
I’ve also been busy on the “tv correspondent” gig as I’m here to shoot a few segments with the cast of Whistler
, hailed by Entertainment Weekly as one this season’s “Must See” new shows. Today it was tree trekking with Jesse Moss and Haley Beauchamp, tomorrow it’s snowboarding with Brendan Penny and um, did I mention he’s a babe??? Will let you know tomorrow how that goes. I have visions of bailing on my Chinese ass because isn’t that usually what happens when a hot guy is around?
Anyway, Whistler premieres in Canada this Sunday at 10pm on CTV and in the US on The N on June 30th.
Now. Time to dish. In today’s column: Nicole Kidman and the daily wedding update, Angelina intoxication, the pugilistic Lohan strikes again, Tori’s family drama, and yes yes – more HOFF!!!
June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 22, 2006 12:00:00
As wedding anticipation approaches fever pitch, many of you have emailed to ask about the kids: Where are they? Why isn’t she ever with them? If she says she’s a good mother, why doesn’t she spend more time with them? Etc, etc, etc.
Definitely a juicy gossip mystery. Therefore, let’s discuss.
Please note however that Tom and Nicole have done a pretty good job of insulating their children. Full Story
Monday, June 19, 2006
Thanks for all the love and emails re: the Entertainment Weekly Best of the Web List http://www.ew.com/ew/bookmarks. My smut is your smut and I can’t tell you how much it means to me that you’re out there reading it.
In today’s issue – juicy gossip from the MuchMusic Video Awards featuring Nick, Vanessa, Paris, Tori, Dean, his ex-wife, exclusive photos provided by Lainey Gossip readers, Mr & Mrs Kidman and the confirmed wedding, Reese at the beach, beautiful Zeta and her wrinkly spouse, the Hoff comes home, and a brand new smutty riddle to see you through the week.
June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Nicole & Keith confirmed through her publicist and People Magazine today that they have indeed returned to Australia to get married. It will apparently be a Catholic ceremony for friends and close family only, including billionaires and other highly influential non relatives because …well…what good is marrying up if you can’t make use of your wife’s contacts right away?
Anyway, as you would expect, local and international pappies have descended upon Sydney, eager to capture every pre and post moment of the worst kept wedding secret in showbiz. Full Story
June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Here"s Nic making a pit stop in China on her way back to Australia for the rumoured wedding with country manlights and his dry thin lips. Take a look at her hands in relation to her face. The skin in particular. You notice a difference? There are babies with more wrinkles than Nicole Kidman!!!
Speaking of babies - that suspicious bump from last week was decidedly less prominent in Shanghai over the weekend, prompting most fairweather gossips to jump over to the empty womb side of the pregnancy pendulum. Full Story
June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke.
But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his campaign? While Jessica has been universally ridiculed since their "public" split 6 months ago, Nick has emerged virtually unscathed. Full Story