Third Lip in London
Nine premiere is tonight. Third Lip, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and Keith Urban flew in today for the event. Third Lip loves it in London. The press is always way up her ass there. Actually, the press is always way up her ass everywhere. You know she’s super tight with Rupert Murdoch, right?
Just making sure.
As you can see, while Third Lip is as plump and as soft as a newborn, the rest of it is totally geriatric. Her neck. It’s always a giveaway, the neck. And now Keith looks like he’s dragging around his old aunt crotchety Constance, never happy and always complaining about the temperature.
Photos from MacFarlane/Earl/Splashnewsonline.com and TORRES/Bauergriffinonline.com