Team Richie strikes back
UK Daily Mirror the other night and my girl had some fighting words for Paris. Here are the goods straight from her mouth: "Paris isn"t my rival. I met her one or two times and she"s making out there"s this big rivalry between us and there so isn"t. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch. I tuned into the Brits because I like to know what"s going on in British music and I saw her and I was like "what?", she was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff like "I love London because whatever". Purleese." Oh and the best part? “She DOES steal people’s boyfriends!” Finally! Confirmation at last! And a very, very interesting move from Team Richie which has, for the most part, taken a defense-only approach to this war. So why the sudden aggression? Needless to say, Mischa likely hasn’t gotten over the “fat” comment thrown at her by Nicky Hilton a couple of weeks ago. But there is also a little bit of sabotage going on. As we all know, Paris’s wide reaching ambitions haven’t moved with lightning speed these days. There’s been talk of a highly anticipated full length album which has yet to earn a release date and then there’s her fledgling film career, highlighted by a straight to dvd slasher flick and a thinly disguised Girls Gone Wild sorority movie called Pledge This which still hasn’t graced theatres despite having wrapped ages and ages and ages ago. Perhaps sensing vulnerability in the Hilton bravado, especially since Paris’s book and fragrance sales haven’t exactly reached blockbuster status, Mischa and Co. are launching a subtle attack, and the timing couldn’t be better. Obviously, Paris’s prospects for career longevity don’t look great but while Mischa certainly won’t win an Oscar like ever I think it’s safe to say that with a steady role on tv and respectable movie offers coming in, she’s got a helluva lot more to contribute than her competitive counterpart. Yes, gossips. I am officially on Team Richie, starvation and all. Because I’ll take skin and bones over Paris Hilton’s overstretched and overused vaginal flaps any day of the week.