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Beautiful Charlize shows some teeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

My big complaint about Charlize Theron, other than the fact that she"s a crusty bitch, is that she always looks constipated. Strained smiles, nose sucked in - it"s like she can"t bear to be where she is, like she can"t wait to get back to her bong on the beach. But take a look at the difference when she brings out the teeth. Full Story

Nicole Richie: slowly but surely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

I know it"s hard to tell but trust me, the food IS working its way into her poor tortured body. And although she"s still alarmingly small, you can"t cure an eating disorder overnight, you know. Cinsistent encouragement, one measly pound at a time, is exactly the kind of positive reinforcement she needs. Full Story

The Daily Hairapy: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

Once upon a time, not too long ago, I would moan and groan that "gossip don"t pay" which is why I was unable to post as often as I do now. This used to annoy some people. They"d write to me and complain about the fact that I complained about it too much. Thank Goddess for condoms. Condoms pay for gossip, video games pay for gossip, and now hair products pay for gossip. Full Story

Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… when the clinic asked her for deposit (which is common practice before you can see an emergency vet) she said ‘don’t you realize who I am?”. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: a thin chronology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00

New photos surfaced today and everyone seems to be losing their sh*t over how thin she is. … May I ask why? Is this new? She doesn’t look any skinnier than she did last October on the beach. Or a year before that, rockin’ her bulimic jaw in a yellow strapless. Or for that matter when she turned sideways and disappeared wearing a dress in Cannes in 2004. Full Story

Nicole Richie joins the land of the living

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

Welcome darling. How are you??? Check out the new non-deathly Nicole Richie. Still very thin, yes. But also MUCH better than she was a few months ago - see comparison. And MUCH MUCH better than Lara Flynn Boyle was at her worst. I like the microscopic amount of meat around her hips - a very good sign - and I also like how pretty she looks. Full Story

The Daily Malnourished: Ellen Pompeo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

So I was slow getting on the Grey’s bandwagon. VERY SLOW. Never watched an episode until last week, when I rented the first season dvd and got completely junkied. LOVE Isaiah Washington. LOVE my home girl Sandra Oh! The show is pure genius and Ellen Pompeo is an appealing lead character. But Oh. Full Story

Denise & Richie: PDA nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2006 12:00:00 April 24, 2006 12:00:00

Biggest news in gossip today. On the heels of her serious abuse and pervy porn allegations against Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards has been spotted on a romantic date with none other than Richie Sambora. The same Richie Sambora who is in the middle of divorce proceedings with Heather Locklear. The same Heather Locklear who is/was great friends with Denise Richards. Full Story


The smutty riddle from this week? Experimenting with Friends? It"s NOT Nicole Richie. Or Lindsay Lohan. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Ugly: Joan Allen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll preface this by saying I am a big fan of Joan Allen. I think she"s a marvellous actor. But Joan has become what I like to call a Middleage Anorexic which, in combination with her apparent botox addiction, is perhaps even more heartbreaking than Nicole Richie"s year long starvation. Dear Goddess: if you have to make a choice, we"ll take Joan over Nicole. Full Story

Team Richie strikes back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out.   But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head.  She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/non heiress whores before her, she has managed to parlay these Goddess given talents into a headline making career. Full Story