Nikki Reed’s death wish
Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help.
People.com asked Nikki at some event why the ladies love “Rob”.
"Rob is sort of feminine looking and I think young girls like boys that look like women.”
I’m actually surprised she’s still alive.
While we’re at it though, I totally agree. It’s the “pretty” I’m always talking about. And the androgyny. Robert Pattinson is beautiful. In a very safe, chaste way. Like he’s not going to ask you to wrap your leg around his neck and get bendy in the back of his car.
While she’s trying to fend off the lunatic fans, Nikki is also battling another curse, and this one could be more dangerous and more devastating than even a Twi-Hard with an axe to grind. Especially in combination with Ashley Greene’s romantic shenanigans.
Ashley hooked up with Adrian Grenier. Adrian Grenier, as you know, has been infected with Hollywood Ebola Virus. Ebola Paris Hilton is lethal. Entourage Season 5 sucked.
Now Nikki is apparently dating Paris Latsis. You do remember Paris Latsis at one point was engaged to Ebola, right? Well here’s Nikki holding hands with him. Girl, take your head out of your ass.
So Ashley and Nikki bring Ebola into Twilight. And now Twilight is currently embroiled in a casting controversy and rumour has it lawsuits are brewing.
Coincidence or conspiracy?
Ebola is always to blame.
Here are Ashley and Nikki, in a great pair of assfitting jeans, meeting up in LA yesterday, perhaps trying to figure out how to eradicate that f-cking disease from their lives.
This is not easy. Ebola spreads rapidly.
Photos from GABO/Bauergriffinonline.com