There is nowhere she won’t go
These are just some of JLH’s highlights. I don’t have the patience for the full list:
On her birthday she dressed up like Audrey Hepburn and called the paps to meet her at Tiffany - click here if you need a refresher.
She tricks out her vagina - click here if you need a refresher on vajazzling.
She begged Adam Levine to go out with her.
She’s telling Chelsea Handler it would be “amazeballs” to receive a “happy ending”. The video is below. So, you know, if “amazeballs” is part of your vernacular - and I really hope it isn’t it/never was - now would be the time to stop using it.
Attached - JLH on Extra yesterday. Just because you play a stripper, does it mean your hair has to be straightened like one in real life? I’m not sure why she isn’t wearing gel nails with a French manicure and a tracksuit.