November 13, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
To Stephanie from Katie: "Happy birthday to my amazing, awesome, big-hearted, and bat-sh*t crazy sister. There have been a lot of ups and downs since you moved back home from Australia, but I am so glad to have you here. There is no me without you. I promise this year's birthday will only include "Because, it's my birthday" not "But, it's my birthday" as when Jake Gyllenhaal broke your heart in NYC on your 30th birthday." (By request, a scruffy Jakey G is attached. And Idris Elba and Hot Harry. See you at The Social today! And tell me that story!)
And for Allie – Happy Birthday from Mark! He asked me to post photos of your girlcrush Minday Kaling. Good choice.