November 18, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

November 18, 2011 15:20:40 Posted at November 18, 2011 15:20:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife Carrie O!!!  Enjoy the last year of your 20s... It's getting harder and harder for me to remember your birthday every year.  The first reason being because I am old and forgetful, and secondly you never seem to look older.  Enjoy your SMUTTY TINGLES, you SMUTTY GIRL!!!!

To Sherilyn from Craig who at first said you’d enjoy some Prime Minister David Cameron and Christopher Hitchens (errrm, what am I missing???) but then said it’d be better if I just posted Julia Louis Dreyfus because you are a real life Elaine so that you can honk it up on the GO train. Are you?

And Sherilyn...  you are popular because you actually received TWO different shout requests from two different men. Liam says you need to get your ass over to London where you belong, you Anglophile. Also, here’s Captain Mark Phillips (really???) and Hot Harry on a Horse (much better) who looks so good when he’s dirty, non?  (Also, um, please tell me I didn’t, like, expose one of your lovers to the other, or anything.)

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