November 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 06:42:55 November 2, 2009 06:42:55

My cousins Cat and Dex celebrated their first Halloween as parents. Sasha had two costumes: inside Rafa Nadal (Cat is obsessed with him), outside a giraffe, and both accessorised by drool. Please. I know I’m biased, but this kid is irresistible. I have big plans for him.

A big smutty shout-out and welcome back to Jillian after recovering from your surgery two weeks ago. Glad all went well but remember to take care of yourself, don't do anything strenuous, and to try to wear sensible shoes for a little while until you fully heal. Just look at forbidden gossip sites like Lainey's. Love, hugs and kiss, your gf Sarah.

And Jillian…

Just want to let you know, Sarah had requested a shout for you prior to surgery but I suck and the message was buried in my messy mailbox. She was very disappointed. I grovelled for her forgiveness and am now grovelling for yours. Get well soon.

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