November 3, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2016 14:52:53 November 3, 2016 14:52:53

Jenn! Good luck today! I’m SO excited for you. And also SO jealous! We are the same age. You are living my dream. So, even though I know you’re afraid, and I would be too, try to remember what you’re coming out with. Or, um, losing. Ha! Here are Jason Bateman and Will Arnett to get you through.  

Happy Birthday Devin! Simon requested in your honour Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael B Jordan, Liam Hemsworth, John Krasinski, and bonus Matt Damon.

And for Sanjeeta – Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you felt the heart of your grandmother, letting you know that it’s all good, that this year is full of promise, and that eventually the good memories will be the ones who take the most space. Here are Buffy and Angel to extend your birthday. 


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