No more babies?
Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.
OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies!
In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies.
They claim that the Brange will next adopt from Ethiopia but are currently coping with the heartbreaking news that they may never expect another biological child. Something about her previous two pregnancies ending in emergency c-sections and it not being safe to deliver again for at least a year, if at all ever. Then they quoted a doctor who HAS NEVER TREATED Angelina:
"Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she'll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes."
Don’t they know?
Don’t they know the Brange? The Brange can control everything. There are no emergencies when it comes to the Brange. And besides, in Hollywood, everyone schedules their c-sections anyway!!! The Chosen One Shiloh was a planned caesarian, not an emergency. Likewise the Holy Twins’ arrival was orchestrated with military precision and execution. As such, of course the Brange will birth again.
Especially if Jennifer Aniston intends to birth for the first time.
Because, really, who can compete with a pregnant Angelina Jolie? She’s ridiculously gorgeous – take a look. Jolie bump vs Jen bump…
The triangle will live forever.
File photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com