October 12, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2011 13:41:46 October 12, 2011 13:41:46
Haley! It’s your birthday! And kind of our anniversary! Of course you know this comes from your mom Kim and I hear you’ve been feeling sh-tty because of what happened with Boober, not to mention with how Tucker is doing, and it’s your final year of university. But all of that means you need a good party. Promise me that that’s what you’ve been doing. At least a little. Don’t worry about next year. Transition is frightening. But the reward? The reward is the next step. Which, for you I know, will be exhilarating. For now then, here’s John Krasinski and a big birthday hug.

Happy Birthday to Nolana. You have taught me how to be a sister, a friend, a daughter, and a mother. Thank you for your humor and inspiration. With love, your little sister Morena who requested for you a photo of Idris Elba dancing. How about video? And also old school Sean Connery.

And for Gen who doesn’t know what’s wrong with Mr B. Of course I won’t hold the San Jose Sharks against him. Wishing him a quick recovery. Feel better, buddy. And keep me posted.

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