October 14, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 14:12:34 October 14, 2011 14:12:34

Karen! Happy Birthday! The kinks are all sorted out now, right? You ordered Jacek around? You put him to work? Because, you know, I want you to be smuttily sated for the weekend. Toasting you on your 39th!

Happy 40th Birthday Molly D from Tara who says you don’t look over 32! So, um, I hear you’re being taken to Paris for the occasion? What a kind, generous man you married. So it’s not like you really need RDJ, James Mardsen, or Ricky Schroder, right?

Happy Birthday Andrea! You certainly told me so... the Hunger Games series was everything you promised. Love you, Megan (Megan asked me to include some newer Hunger Games photos but the last ones in Entertainment Weekly are the most recent. Soon as they release more, I’ll be all over it!)

Happy early birthday Linds!  Congrats on your recent trip to Germany for Oktoberfest and thanks for being a great friend these past 8 years.  Can you believe it has been that long since our adventures in Adelaide?  So glad I have someone to talk smut with!  Love, Teen Teen who says you like your men “wee” and requested Aziz Ansari and Gael Garcia Bernal. Enjoy!

To Pounders who is getting married Greek styles - Kellie is thrilled for you, even though you’re not marrying Ryan Gosling, Andy is the perfect Noah to your Allie. Good luck!

To Lauren from Laura who misses the time you spent together in Suwon which is why she asked for some Rain - we need some more Rain on this blog, don’t we? - for you to enjoy over in Newfoundland.

And for Angie in the Netherlands who received some bad news - no, knowing all the Brange kids names doesn’t make you a Brangelunatic. You’re only a Brangelunatic if you lack the objectivity which... you seem to be doing ok there if you can appreciate Zoolander for its dumbness. Here are the Holy Twins sending some good luck.

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