October 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Cindy! Happy Birthday from Clarissa who asked me to post a photo of Mark Ruffalo “eye-f*cking the camera”. Done.
Happy Birthday Stacey! Alicia says you’re a “loving, caring, and sarcastic bitch” so I totally understand her devotion to you. Attached by request – Jimmy Kimmel tries to be James Bond.
To Janelle from Louise – Happy Birthday and Happy 4th Anniversary of your birthday shout-out! I’ve been asked to include shots of Nathan Fillion and the Rock with a cocked eyebrow. Enjoy!
"Happy birthday to our sweet and saucy Bonnie (aka Bon-Bon)! This has definitely been a week filled with celebration as you and Ryan mark your first wedding anniversary as well as his birthday. Brilliant advanced planning! You light up our lives with your smile and while we will miss you next month in NYC (boo!), we know your bosses need you to keep kicking ass at your new job. Lots of love from GossipCon."
Bonnie…you’re not coming to New York, WHAT??? Explain yourself. (After you’re done celebrating everything that you’re celebrating…)