October 2, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Jennifer! This is Adelle’s birthday wish because you’ve had a rough go. Let’s get you back to smiling like you were in this adorable photo she sent me. She also said you love a good beard on a man so…how’s Jon Hamm’s beard? Better than his freeball, right?
Happy Birthday Jana! I’m sorry about your double broken heart. But that night with your dad sounds like so much fun, God I wish I was there. Attached by request: my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, looking like a pimp at TIFF, Gwyneth in honour of your sister, Eminem, and Tom Hardy.
“To our darling Mandy on your birthday – you have a heart that’s bigger than the TARDIS is on the inside, which is evidenced by the love you give your friends and the fact that you can never say no to an animal in need (not even eight newborn puppies who peed EVERYWHERE!). You are a wonderful mama to your human and fur children, welcoming Dora and foster-fail Junior into your family this year and a passionate supporter of equal marriage rights, animal rescue and the Paw Project. May the year ahead bring you many trips to Lush and the Mothership, another catch up with your EARS friends, a trip to Disney (including dinner with your favourite, the Beast!) and protection (hopefully in the form of Daryl Dixon) during the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Please enjoy these photos of some of your favourites: Christopher Eccleston (Tiger Doctor), Hiddles, Matt Smith, Benedict, John Barrowman, David Tennant, Daryl Dixon and Red. Love from your animal and gossip loving friends from around the globe.”