October 3, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs
“To our amazing, warm, fierce, funny Denise on her birthday. Today, we celebrate all the things that make you the incredible person you are. A niece who gives Uncle Bob the tough love and reality checks that he needs, and who manages the additional complications with grace. A mother who abdicates her bed to make room for kids and one lucky dog, and who defends the Sislets from their enemies, whether they're four-legged and furry or two-legged and just an asshole (though we guess you should probably only chase one of those two varieties away with a baseball bat). A formidable contestant in the Sislympics. A HELL of a listmaker, and perhaps the only person alive who could defeat the TIFF ticketing system. And a bringer of joy to anyone lucky enough to have earned your friendship, and who will be granted your unending compassion and empathy, nights of wine and chips, the right to bask in your infectious excitement, and the occasional scandalized JAYSUS.
So coming out of a year where you sang along with Garth and Beyoncé, completed your first 5K, got to the bottom of hip issues (much to the dismay of your budding comedian, who won't get to do any more Voltaren routines), and basically being on a date with Coach Taylor, it's a good thing that this new year has some pretty amazing things coming up too, starting with a trip to Disney. To kick things off right, here are Rafa, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Stephen Amell, Chris Hemsworth and Idris Elba."