October 4, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 4, 2013 13:16:40 Posted at October 4, 2013 13:16:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shannon -- Happy 40th Birthday from Violetta! By request, here’s Khal Drogo, your sun and stars.

To Adele – Happy 30th Birthday, you boar. No pork and not just tomorrow but all weekend, just to be safe, ok? You want a hit of the Chinese Squawking Chicken? How about this – she called the other night to tell me that she wants to do a twice-weekly feng shui blog starting in January. Because, as she said, “the peoples need me”. Exact wording.

Happy Birthday Cara! And no, it’s not weird. If you want it, go for it, right? Nothing could be less weird. Here’s classic slovenly 90s Keanu. Does that work?

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