You know I hate the belly cupping. And I know many of you hate me for hating the belly cupping. Where we generally agree however is on the belly cupping by the baby father. It’s gross. Here’s Halle Berry having her belly cupped by her baby father Olivier Martinez in Paris yesterday. Full Story

Celebrity pregnancy isn’t normally news for me but this is Halle Berry and there’s been a lot of sh-t going on with Halle Berry recently. TMZ reports that Halle and Olivier Martinez are expecting. They’re saying she’s over 3 months. Full Story

Us Weekly opened 2012 with 3 major exclusives last week and has followed it up with another this week:Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. Now I want to be happy for Halle, I really do. But Halle has demonstrated, over and over again, that she has terrible instincts about her romantic choices. Full Story

It was announced recently that Halle Berry would be pushing through her film Frankie & Alice (shot in Vancouver) to making it eligible for awards season. The move was obvious – she wants a nomination and, while she’s still considered a longshot, it does sound like, at the very least, she has delivered a fine performance that many think is worthy of one. Full Story

As you know, Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez have been heating things up since working on a movie together a couple of months ago. There was romance in Paris, he’s been in LA the last few weeks, and on Saturday night, at the Carousel of Hope Ball, with a long, long line of media, coverage on all the major shows, they walked hand in hand down the carpet. Full Story

People.com is reporting that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez have been loving each other all over Paris. They’d been working together on a movie, and were enjoying his hometown as a couple this weekend. Click here Full Story

Yesterday she made headlines for covering The September Issue. Today she’ s in South Africa working on Dark Tide, a new movie with Olivier Martinez. Can cads be French? Because Martinez is a Cad. Soon enough the rumours will be begin. As for Halle, who is a year older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, well, this just isn’t fair is it? Her skin is flawless. Full Story

Salma Hayek is getting married again this weekend. She and Francois Henri Pinault did the low key city hall thing in Paris a couple of months ago and are splashing it out for a reception in Venice. News of the event broke earlier this week and many celebrities have now been spotted in town preparing for the festivities including Woody Harrelson, Olivier Martinez, David Blaine (?), and… Edward Norton. Full Story

The AP reported last week that Kylie Minogue would be announcing her marriage to Olivier Martinez in Prague. Some Czech website originally made the claim. But Kylie appeared on The Today Show yesterday and told Matt Lauer that it was all full of sh*t. Full Story

The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of Kylie and Olivier: "If it"s commitment she"s after, she dating the wrong man. Full Story