Sweaty Scalps

November 29, 2012 21:17:54 Posted at November 29, 2012 21:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brian Lindensmith/ Splash, Jonathan Leibson/Getty

How often do you wash your hair? I don’t wash mine very often. Probably average 2x a week, 3x if it’s super hot, or -- and I’ll come back to this -- if I’m flying. It’s long. It takes forever to dry. And you’re really not supposed to. But there are downsides to this. Like sweaty smelly scalp. You know how it is, don’t you? I’ll be in the car, making a right turn or something, and suddenly I’ll get a whiff of my scalp. It wafts at you at the weirdest times, I can never figure this out. Most of the time I’m not close enough to anyone, physically, and Jacek doesn’t count, to worry about whether or not my scalp is wafting into their faces. But I do get paranoid about it on a plane. That’s several hours straight of potential scalp waft. I have smelled other scalps on a plane before. It is... undesirable. So before I fly, I always, always, always wash my hair. Like my hair is often still wet when I get to the airport. That way I don’t have to be inconveniencing anyone with any scalp wafts.

This is what I was thinking about when I saw these photos of Kristen Stewart at The Variety Studio. Stewart is being criticised by some for having greasy hair. Yeah but it’s not like she was on a plane, right?

I like the bra under the t-shirt. I just would have gone with a newer, crisper t-shirt. The pants and the shoes are dope though.

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