Bottom of the barrel

January 15, 2009 06:49:07 Posted at January 15, 2009 06:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it.

But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an exclusive quote to Life & Style Weekly about their relationship.

Life & Style.

Perhaps, along with Star Magazine, the lowest of the bottom feeding rags and never the bastion of reliability. After all, they’ve reported already like 18 times that Tom and Katie are to divorce!

Yes. That Life & Style.

Lindsay Lohan has resorted to Life & Style. Oh shame.

'We never broke up. People don't have to be together every second. It's healthy to miss someone, and if you're in it for the long run, it's good to know that.'

It sounds like a mantra, non?

And then take a look here. Lilo in super short cut offs supposedly on the set of a new project, according to the paps taking the photo and the Daily Mail.

What project?

Did she finally get a job?

It’s a curious new development because NOTHING has been announced. And they always announce. In her case, it would be stupid NOT to announce. Because if someone was actually dumb enough to cast her, her people, and this is textbook PR, would want to make that known ASAP to send out the message to others in the industry: that she is hireable, especially since she hasn’t been regarded as such in months and months and months.

Unless of course whoever was dumb enough to cast her gave strict instructions not to make the news public which then, of course, explains the presence of the paps. A simple phone call, a photo that serves as a press release, and then her camp claiming innocence but everyone else knows better. These are the moves of a desperate starlet.

Or…maybe she’s just posing for a cheesy ad campaign again for clothing she wouldn’t be caught dead wearing after they pay her. Very possible. Beggars can’t be choosers. Oh how true.

Photos from and

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