The GMD and All His Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 16:40:00 May 1, 2008 16:40:00

Just skimming through the Goddess Oprah’s interview with the cast of Sex & the City. Duana had already warned me but seriously… why does she ask the most ignorant questions? Surely she doesn’t need to dumb it down that much for the MiniVan Majority, does she?

Sorry. I digress.

At the end of the piece, there’s a teaser on her two Tom Cruise episodes. As you would expect, the Mighty Opes recruited a long list of celebrities to stand up for the GMD. To talk on Monday about how amazing he is. That he’s a great person/father/husband/freak.

Among them: Will and Jada, David and Victoria, Jamie Foxx, Dustin Hoffman, Renee Zellweger, Dakota Fanning (the future Emmy Rossum), and Steven Spielberg.

Not exactly nobodies.

So she’s trotting them all out, via satellite or in person, extolling the GMD’s virtues to the millions and millions who watch her show. TWO episodes devoted to Tom Cruise.

Through Oprah he will find salvation.