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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Oprah Winfrey has released a photo from her visit to Tom Cruise’s in Telluride where she sat down with him for Part 1 of their reunion. During a webcast Monday night featuring Eckhart Tolle’s A New Earth, Oprah, if you can believe it, actually interrupted Tolle to share with him “the moment of stillness” she had recently experienced.

At Tom Cruise’s house.

Then she asked Tolle – do you know Tom Cruise?

Tolle replied that he did not but that he was aware of the couch-jumping incident which is when Oprah revealed: this time I jump on his couch.

The Almighty Opes had to tangent during a discussion with Eckhart Tolle just to pimp the GMD. WTF???? Seriously. She is rescuing his little ass. She is leading her flock back to his feet. Tom Cruise lives again.

Thanks Sheila!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. A Bitch To Work Forpx is not Heidi Klum or Gwen Stefani.

PPS. Jerry O’Connell is not gay but broke.

Oprah’s Mission Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 06:45:28 April 29, 2008 06:45:28

She is working HARD for the GMD. Almost too hard. Too hard to be entirely altruistic. Is your smutty sense tingling? Turns out that during her Tom Cruise two part special beginning Friday, Oprah recruits Cher to vouch for the GMD’s ungayness by recounting their brief affair 25 years ago. He was just breaking out at the time and they split because of conflicting schedules. Full Story

Oprah Rides the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:28:05 April 28, 2008 08:28:05

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story

All That’s Missing…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 18:33:00 April 25, 2008 18:33:00

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out. How can there be any doubt? This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair Full Story

The Mighty Opes Forgives Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 17:45:03 April 24, 2008 17:45:03

It all went downhill for the GMD after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, did not have his back when everyone started calling him a freak. Full Story

Her Favourite Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 01:18:00 April 21, 2008 01:18:00

Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind of announcement about all participants winning money and then talked the Mighty Opes into tripling the prize. Full Story

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Tom Cruise is Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:29:55 April 4, 2008 06:29:55

Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t?  Full Story

Dog Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:35:00 April 3, 2008 12:35:00

The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing the deplorable practices of puppy mills in the hopes of saving dogs and preventing more of them from lives of suffering and disease. Full Story

Le Second Avènement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 08:12:26 March 13, 2008 08:12:26

The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer Full Story

Drew Gives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2008 12:46:18 March 3, 2008 12:46:18

A million dollars!!! Drew appeared on the Mighty Opes today – everyone thought it would be an engagement announcement – as part of Oprah’s Big Give series challenging her lambs to do what they can to help those less fortunate. Drew has designated her donation to the World Food Programme providing nutrition for children in Africa. Full Story

Ebola Targets Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 10:55:05 January 9, 2008 10:55:05

She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is to focus on her “acting “ because: I want to win an Oscar. Full Story