A big improvement actually – definitely a step in the right direction. You can’t change who you are, you know? And since he’ll never be a manly man, best to embrace the eternal boy within – the boy with inadequate facial hair and an overpowering air of Fem.
But while it’s wonderful to see that Bloomy is accepting the inevitable, it’s still a challenge to understand what in ass Penelope Cruz is doing with him.
From Gay Midget Dwarf, to Greasy Monkey McConaughey, to Gidget with Whiskers –
hard to ignore the common denominator though in Matthew’s case, given the legion of unlucky ladies who have had the pleasure, I’m thinkin’ it was her one attempt to go straight…which could explain his extra-curricular activities at the time and his freedom spiral since the split.