Kate Hudson & Orlando Bloom, The Presenters

January 18, 2016 20:50:18 Posted at January 18, 2016 20:50:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Orlando Bloom presented at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. He also presented at the Globes last weekend. It’s been a long time since we cared about Orlando Bloom for the work of Orlando Bloom, hasn’t it? Orlando Bloom shows up here when he slaps at Justin Bieber. Or when he may or may not be hooking up with Selena Gomez. Or when he may or may not be hooking up with Katy Perry. There’s not much more to it. So I’m really not sure why he keeps getting asked to present. Does this description remind you of anyone?

He’s pretty much the male Kate Hudson.

And that’s a very good question – aren’t they actually perfect for each other? They supposedly made out at her Halloween party back in 2007 but it was a one night story with no follow-up afterwards. Bad timing then… good timing now?

Here’s Kate at the Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere on Saturday with her kids and, FINALLY, wearing a dress that isn’t half a bikini and isn’t plunging all over her body although she couldn’t resist the keyhole between her breasts. How about a style switch silhouette between Kate Hudson and Alicia Vikander? They’re both stuck in their own ruts.

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