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Three Whiskers Gets Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 13:07:33 October 26, 2007 13:07:33

Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to turn his sh-t around. Three Whiskers then promptly returned to play the concerned citizen and act the victim. Full Story

Beautiful BlowSkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 10:15:53 October 16, 2007 10:15:53

Kate Bosworth here at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night. Such a gorgeous girl, all over what she’s wearing…and her unbelievable skin. What beautiful flawless skin…which brings up a question that has always confounded (TOTALLY unrelated and not at all dripping with sarcasm of course): How can cokeheads have such great complexions? Three Whiskers Orly Bloom fans have always blamed their break up on her, um, olfactory habits. Full Story

Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

A Loopy Three Whiskers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 00:00:00 October 12, 2007 00:00:00

So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, a very beautiful woman at his side. Full Story

Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2007 06:32:57 October 12, 2007 06:32:57

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

No After Sex Crying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 07:54:13 October 2, 2007 07:54:13

Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no means alone. Full Story

On the beach with Three Whiskers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 07:15:30 October 1, 2007 07:15:30

No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Full Story

Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 15:53:00 August 24, 2007 15:53:00

Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - aware that too many endorsements in the English-speaking world could hurt their images, they opt instead to sign huge deals in Asia, stipulating that the ads cannot run over here…mostly because of the aforementioned sell out accusation factor, but also because accepting a Hello Kitty paycheque means a serious swallowing of artistic pride. Full Story

Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Full Story

Claire Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Whisker-free and it glows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story