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Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing?

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled a hit and run. So he stayed. Full Story

A Loopy Three Whiskers

October 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, a very beautiful woman at his side. Full Story

Three Whiskers and a Tranny?

October 12, 2007 06:32:57 Posted at October 12, 2007 06:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So says OK! Magazine. I call bullsh-t but since it"s Friday...let"s just pretend, shall we? Wednesday night, at an event at Paramount Studios, Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy were performing. Three Whiskers Orly apparently snuck in with Jessica Simpson who came to see Ashlee. The two stayed backstage for 20 minutes and then left… together. Full Story

No After Sex Crying

October 2, 2007 07:54:13 Posted at October 2, 2007 07:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no means alone. Full Story

On the beach with Three Whiskers?

October 1, 2007 07:15:30 Posted at October 1, 2007 07:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Full Story

Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese

August 24, 2007 15:53:00 Posted at August 24, 2007 15:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - aware that too many endorsements in the English-speaking world could hurt their images, they opt instead to sign huge deals in Asia, stipulating that the ads cannot run over here…mostly because of the aforementioned sell out accusation factor, but also because accepting a Hello Kitty paycheque means a serious swallowing of artistic pride. Full Story

Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece?

July 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Full Story

Claire Contrite

July 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Whisker-free and it glows

July 2, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 2, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story

Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary

May 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story

Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie

April 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly the one where she’s stroking his cheek, and you tell me whether or not this man is capable of crushing your headboard. Full Story