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No After Sex Crying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 07:54:13 October 2, 2007 07:54:13

Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no means alone. Full Story

On the beach with Three Whiskers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 07:15:30 October 1, 2007 07:15:30

No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Full Story

Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 15:53:00 August 24, 2007 15:53:00

Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - aware that too many endorsements in the English-speaking world could hurt their images, they opt instead to sign huge deals in Asia, stipulating that the ads cannot run over here…mostly because of the aforementioned sell out accusation factor, but also because accepting a Hello Kitty paycheque means a serious swallowing of artistic pride. Full Story

Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home together after getting “intimate” inside the club. Full Story

Claire Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Whisker-free and it glows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story

Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story

Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly the one where she’s stroking his cheek, and you tell me whether or not this man is capable of crushing your headboard. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story

No Whiskers at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

A fantastic decision. Orly finally giving up the pathetic Three Whiskers – for those new to the site, it’s the sad three little hairs that grew out of his chin during his attempt at manly manliness that never, ever worked. Because there will always be only one fan base for Orly Bloom and now that he’s recognised it, now that he’s embracing his perennial baby face and the rather limp pretty boy appeal that he will never outgrow, he actually looks alright. Full Story

Three Whiskers up close

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Full Story