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Pene pre-nom

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. Source Full Story

Three Whiskers and The Lion

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? If he couldn’t live up to the manly quotient for the Crusades, how will he ever overcome the whimpering whisker? Definitely a career crossroads for Orlando Bloom. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

George Clooney: THE Man"s Man

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey of real men, average men asked by AskMen.com to name the "best representatives" of their gender, a million votes were cast and one George emerged. Full Story

The Departed & The Leo

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from Jack Nicholson"s occasional bout of overacting, is the only flaw. Full Story

The Daily Nelly: Three Whiskers is hottie

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the record, I do not think that Orlando Bloom is gay. I do however think he"s a bit of a Nelly. And if you don"t know what a Nelly is, it must mean you don"t have a main gay. And if you don"t have a main gay, I suggest you go find one and stat... because it means your life is seriously lacking. Have a read - from an online interview Orly did with People Magazine recently to promote his new movie, a sure straight to video release called Haven. Full Story

Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

September 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have actually labelled him The Heir? Please. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Hooters

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the photos, but they do claim that they are old, 3 years old in fact, well before his relationship with Chelsy, well before his yearlong commitment to her. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel in Vancouver

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I asked and many of you replied to say you want any and all details so here you go, courtesy of several readers in Vancouver, especially Liz and Faith who sent in their observations. Rachel and Ryan were on West Broadway in Kits (4 blocks from my place, I’m not kidding you) on Tuesday. They had lunch, Rachel is beautiful, but everyone, EVERYONE remarked on how thin she was, and someone even wrote to ask if she’s the latest actress to submit to the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story