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Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

April 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story

No Whiskers at Kids’ Choice

April 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A fantastic decision. Orly finally giving up the pathetic Three Whiskers – for those new to the site, it’s the sad three little hairs that grew out of his chin during his attempt at manly manliness that never, ever worked. Because there will always be only one fan base for Orly Bloom and now that he’s recognised it, now that he’s embracing his perennial baby face and the rather limp pretty boy appeal that he will never outgrow, he actually looks alright. Full Story

Three Whiskers up close

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Full Story

Three Whiskers gets a haircut

January 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A big improvement actually – definitely a step in the right direction. You can’t change who you are, you know? And since he’ll never be a manly man, best to embrace the eternal boy within – the boy with inadequate facial hair and an overpowering air of Fem. But while it’s wonderful to see that Bloomy is accepting the inevitable, it’s still a challenge to understand what in ass Penelope Cruz is doing with him. Full Story

Pene pre-nom

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. Source Full Story

Three Whiskers and The Lion

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? If he couldn’t live up to the manly quotient for the Crusades, how will he ever overcome the whimpering whisker? Definitely a career crossroads for Orlando Bloom. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

George Clooney: THE Man"s Man

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey of real men, average men asked by AskMen.com to name the "best representatives" of their gender, a million votes were cast and one George emerged. Full Story

The Departed & The Leo

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from Jack Nicholson"s occasional bout of overacting, is the only flaw. Full Story

The Daily Nelly: Three Whiskers is hottie

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the record, I do not think that Orlando Bloom is gay. I do however think he"s a bit of a Nelly. And if you don"t know what a Nelly is, it must mean you don"t have a main gay. And if you don"t have a main gay, I suggest you go find one and stat... because it means your life is seriously lacking. Have a read - from an online interview Orly did with People Magazine recently to promote his new movie, a sure straight to video release called Haven. Full Story