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We need to talk about SuperGay

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although the casting couch conspiracy theorists are slamdunk convinced of it. What I do know however is that MY gays practically clawed each others" eyes out to get to the front of the line when the movie opened, ceremoniously anointing their new favourite super icon. Full Story

The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is possibly gay - is there ONE redeemingly quality about Three Whiskers OTHER than his posh English accent? Full Story

Orlando & Claire: Three Whiskers & The Homewrecker

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: with and without Orly

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in London. She"s a pretty, pretty girl and that is a pretty, pretty dress. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m just seeing things but as my overly dramatic mother would say - these are the kind of eyes the spirits like to hover around and possess. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Ian Somerhalder

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just in case you don"t know who the hell he is - which is a distinct possibility - Ian Somerhalder is/was from Lost. Judging from his Orlando Bloomy pretty boy good looks, he probably has a legion of prepubey girls pledging their devotion. Too delicate for me but perfect for the tween set, I totally get it. Full Story

Keira: a new year with a new man

March 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t setting off a lunar eclipse. That hunk of British hotness by her side doesn"t hurt either. Full Story

From Sue P: Kate Bosworth is a famewhore?

March 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anything for attention.You say someone with a "subtler enhancement," i.e. flatchested --and "success by association" --i.e. couldn"t make a blip on the radar without her famous boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. I"m guessing the newly-nippled Kate Bosworth Dear Sue, It"s not Kate. Full Story

Cameron Crowe"s big mistake

February 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the great things about taking time off is that you get to catch up on DVDs. There are movies that I refuse to pay for. And yet these are the same movies I do not object to watching at home. Elizabethtown is one of those movies. Given Cameron Crowe"s reputation, given the fact that he has considerable influence in Hollywood, I was surprised to see it tank at the box office. Full Story

From Suzanne K: Josh Hartnett for the Freebie 5

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I would suggest Josh Hartnett for your Freebie5 but I guess he is not "big" enough at the moment… Dear Suzanne, Not big enough, not enough potential, and also currently too ugly. See attached from Perez the other day. The unibrow, the 3 whiskers a la Orlando Bloom, the greasy hair parted IN THE MIDDLE. Full Story

From Sarc: Kate & Orlando cling?

January 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Could the answer to this blind item be Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom? We certainly have been painted a picture of fairy tale (read: bullsh*t) romance with these two. Going by recent pictures, baby girl is looking *rough,* and Orlando hasn"t exactly been acting like boyfriend of the year. Full Story