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The Departed & The Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from Jack Nicholson"s occasional bout of overacting, is the only flaw. Full Story

The Daily Nelly: Three Whiskers is hottie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

For the record, I do not think that Orlando Bloom is gay. I do however think he"s a bit of a Nelly. And if you don"t know what a Nelly is, it must mean you don"t have a main gay. And if you don"t have a main gay, I suggest you go find one and stat... because it means your life is seriously lacking. Have a read - from an online interview Orly did with People Magazine recently to promote his new movie, a sure straight to video release called Haven. Full Story

Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have actually labelled him The Heir? Please. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Hooters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the photos, but they do claim that they are old, 3 years old in fact, well before his relationship with Chelsy, well before his yearlong commitment to her. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

I asked and many of you replied to say you want any and all details so here you go, courtesy of several readers in Vancouver, especially Liz and Faith who sent in their observations. Rachel and Ryan were on West Broadway in Kits (4 blocks from my place, I’m not kidding you) on Tuesday. They had lunch, Rachel is beautiful, but everyone, EVERYONE remarked on how thin she was, and someone even wrote to ask if she’s the latest actress to submit to the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

We need to talk about SuperGay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although the casting couch conspiracy theorists are slamdunk convinced of it. What I do know however is that MY gays practically clawed each others" eyes out to get to the front of the line when the movie opened, ceremoniously anointing their new favourite super icon. Full Story

The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is possibly gay - is there ONE redeemingly quality about Three Whiskers OTHER than his posh English accent? Full Story

Orlando & Claire: Three Whiskers & The Homewrecker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: with and without Orly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in London. She"s a pretty, pretty girl and that is a pretty, pretty dress. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m just seeing things but as my overly dramatic mother would say - these are the kind of eyes the spirits like to hover around and possess. Full Story