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Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

September 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

Worst Speech, Worst Depp: Orlando Bloom

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No charisma, zero sense of humour, completely pissed on his balls after a lame joke about sweating, and to top it all off, those 3 whiskers are even more pronounced than usual. Not even his English accent could save him from tonight. And to think there are some who have actually labelled him The Heir? Please. Full Story

Hot Harry and the Hooters

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the photos, but they do claim that they are old, 3 years old in fact, well before his relationship with Chelsy, well before his yearlong commitment to her. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel in Vancouver

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I asked and many of you replied to say you want any and all details so here you go, courtesy of several readers in Vancouver, especially Liz and Faith who sent in their observations. Rachel and Ryan were on West Broadway in Kits (4 blocks from my place, I’m not kidding you) on Tuesday. They had lunch, Rachel is beautiful, but everyone, EVERYONE remarked on how thin she was, and someone even wrote to ask if she’s the latest actress to submit to the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

We need to talk about SuperGay

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although the casting couch conspiracy theorists are slamdunk convinced of it. What I do know however is that MY gays practically clawed each others" eyes out to get to the front of the line when the movie opened, ceremoniously anointing their new favourite super icon. Full Story

The WORST Pirate: Three Whiskers goes hippie

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again… if you"re not in high school and if you"re not an intellectually challenged Hello Kitty freak…what is the appeal of Orly Bloom? Hmmm…let"s see. Bad acting, bad head hair, bad facial hair, probably whimpers after sex, dates starving actresses and is possibly gay - is there ONE redeemingly quality about Three Whiskers OTHER than his posh English accent? Full Story

Orlando & Claire: Three Whiskers & The Homewrecker

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: with and without Orly

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in London. She"s a pretty, pretty girl and that is a pretty, pretty dress. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m just seeing things but as my overly dramatic mother would say - these are the kind of eyes the spirits like to hover around and possess. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Ian Somerhalder

April 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just in case you don"t know who the hell he is - which is a distinct possibility - Ian Somerhalder is/was from Lost. Judging from his Orlando Bloomy pretty boy good looks, he probably has a legion of prepubey girls pledging their devotion. Too delicate for me but perfect for the tween set, I totally get it. Full Story

Keira: a new year with a new man

March 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t setting off a lunar eclipse. That hunk of British hotness by her side doesn"t hurt either. Full Story