Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:39:53 May 6, 2014 19:39:53
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Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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Beysus & SJP: Best of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:27:08 May 6, 2014 19:27:08
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Sorry I had to make a tie. I just can’t decide between these two. Let’s start with Beyonce because I don’t want to get disappeared. Also, on our team we allllll agreed on this. She nailed it. She got it. She GOT IT. Riccardo Tisci wouldn’t dare do to her what he did to Kanye West’s fiancée last year. Full Story

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Lupita Nyong’o: MET’s Most Controversial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:13:27 May 6, 2014 17:13:27
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OK. Let’s talk about Lupita. According to my email, it’s about a 50/50 split. Half of you LOATHED her Prada. The other half of you adored it. The loathers were more screechy than adorers, just saying. That’s pretty much how it broken down here at LaineyGossip. Sasha, our stylist, was not down. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:01:38 May 6, 2014 17:01:38
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We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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Charlize & Sean: MET exact

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 16:28:02 May 6, 2014 16:28:02
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These two are a mind f-ck. A MIND F-CK. Would you have predicted, yesterday, before the event, that it would be Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrivng at the MET Gala wearing the purest interpretation of the dress code?!?!? She’s in Dior, predictably, and it’s lovely, naturally, but Sean… Sean Penn wore white tie. Full Story

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Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:56:49 May 6, 2014 15:56:49
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So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I expend any originality on his ass when I could be saving it for someone else? Mr Peanut it is. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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Gisele & Tom: the annual MET couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:20:42 May 6, 2014 15:20:42
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I wait for them, I do. I remember the first time I covered the MET Gala with my friend Lara we lost our minds. And every year, during the MET Gala, we celebrate our anniversary. So maybe my feelings for Gisele and Tom are wrapped into my love for Lara. But there’s also that weird relationship most of us have for these two – it’s ridiculous to look at them and everything they are and have, and at the same time it’s sickening, everything they are and have. Full Story

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:10:14 May 6, 2014 15:10:14
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As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET Gala last night, both wearing Gucci, her sponsor. Full Story

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NPH: MET Eyeliner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 14:57:20 May 6, 2014 14:57:20
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Men don’t get much variety with fashion because we tell them that they can’t wear dresses. How boring would it be to have to wear a tuxedo to these events, over and over and over again? If you can play, play. If you’re Neil Patrick Harris, of course you will play. But only if it’s beautifully tailored. Full Story

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All of them: MET Olsens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 14:07:37 May 6, 2014 14:07:37
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Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’s also Miu Miu. Full Story

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