Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 19:42:40 November 13, 2013 19:42:40

Is “broke his jaw” the new “exhaustion”? (Dlisted)

Kate Moss 40th birthday bunny shots (Too Fab)

Random hookup! (The Superficial)

Ashton Kutcher and human rights (Just Jared)

How do you feel about supermodels on the cover of health and wellness magazines? Is it aspirational to you? (Hollywood Tuna)

The best of Beysus and her flock (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Lawrence’s workout philosophy (Cele|bitchy)

How kids react (Romance Beat)

I would have loved to be there (Towleroad)

Drake’s worst behaviour (Hollywood PQ)

Cammie dances in Annie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 18:12:26 November 13, 2013 18:12:26
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Bauer, Splash

Annie Charlie’s Angels! Cameron Diaz is currently shooting Annie in New York. She’s playing Miss Hannigan, stepping in for Sandra Bullock who was supposedly originally offered the role. As I wrote at the time the casting was announced, I like this decision. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of lip touching

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 16:27:39 November 13, 2013 16:27:39

Entertainment Weekly has the first photos of Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” as Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey in Fifty Shades Of Grey, now pushed back 6 months to open in February for Valentine’s Day 2015. As you can see, Johnson’s Anastasia is all reticent and innocent sex. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg is not Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 16:16:52 November 13, 2013 16:16:52
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Valerie Macon/ Getty

Here’s Mark Wahlberg at the premiere of Lone Survivor last night. After the screening, he attended a Q&A and went off about actors comparing their lives and their preparation for film to what real soldiers and victims actually go through. “I don’t know it just hit me in a way that uh … I don’t know, it just really upset me that those guys were never gonna see their families again. Full Story

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Maleficent is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 15:20:44 November 13, 2013 15:20:44

The poster was released yesterday. Now the first teaser trailer. And... It's part Taylor Swift video, part Spice Girls Viva Forever (right?!?!), and part True Blood. There's a lot of True Blood flavour here, non? Obviously we're building here to a big reveal of Maleficent -- her voice, her face, her eyes. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence Catching Fire with Nicholas Hoult

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 15:10:59 November 13, 2013 15:10:59
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult got back together while they were working on the new X-Men movie in Montreal this summer. That's not the hard part. Staying close when your job keeps you close, inside a bubble, is easy. You see each other every day. There's no effort required. It's like playing house. Full Story

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November 13, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2013 14:53:46 November 13, 2013 14:53:46

Angela! Happy Birthday from your Work-Wife Grace who keeps lording that gossip t-shirt over you. Hoping that you’ll get yours next year. Would love to come back to Edmonton. In the meantime, Daniel Craig and Alexander Skarsgard will have to do. For Mandy – I’m sorry about Jake. Full Story

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

11.12.13

Good luck or bad luck? The Chinese Squawking Chicken says it’s OK, especially for those working in creative industries. Does that mean we’ll have a good day for gossip? Maybe George Clooney will pick more fights with people.

Mimi released her new single The Art Of Letting Go yesterday. And I spent the whole day telling people to “Go to Mimi on your contact, press delete”. The problem with this song is that she doesn’t bring it home. You expect it to be one of those old school jams where she really gives’er on the chorus right? Well, it never comes. What she does instead is drop vocabulary. The Art Of Letting Go … of Mimi’s favourite words is what she should have called it. Quick sample: trifling, exceedingly, audacity. I bet you she tried to fit “bleak” in there and couldn’t find room.

Click here to listen if you haven’t already.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

I wrote a book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 20:38:53 November 12, 2013 20:38:53

Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK!  The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now you know who the true star is here: the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

Gwyneth’s weekend with RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 20:32:02 November 12, 2013 20:32:02
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Mike Marsland/ Getty

And Jason Bateman and Joel Silver and Reese Witherspoon and Jon Favreau and Maya Rudolph and Gwen and Gavin… Oh and Justin Theroux. But not Jennifer Aniston. I guess she was busy. Because she and G are friends post-Pitt. Proof!  Full Story