Scarjo bobbed in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 19:06:13 May 7, 2014 19:06:13
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Second year in a row that Scarlett Johansson skipped the MET Gala. I would have liked to see her there. I wonder if Ryan Reynolds would have showed up if she was. If she did go, chances are she would have been with Dolce&Gabbana. You know who wore Dolce&Gabbana this year? Kate Upton. Full Story

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GOOP > MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 17:20:50 May 7, 2014 17:20:50
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It was confirmed a few days before the MET Gala that Gwyneth Paltrow would not be attending. She had a sh-tty time last year and she’s had a sh-tty personal time lately and, also, the GOOP pop-up shoppe is happening at the Brentwood Country Mart this week. The Brentwood Country Mart is also where she was papped with her kids last week. Full Story

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Julia Roberts: on swearing and “sublime”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 16:04:32 May 7, 2014 16:04:32
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Julia Roberts is currently promoting HBO’s The Normal Heart. That means a lot of Julia being Julia. Which means Julia honking, Julia lecturing, Julia judging… Julia being Julia. Which is kinda like Mimi being Mimi. Except Mimi doesn’t call it anything other than what it is. Full Story

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He’s not coming back

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 7, 2014 15:38:26 May 7, 2014 15:38:26
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The last time we talked about the (totally unnecessary) Point Break remake, Gerard Butler was signing on to play Bodhi. This movie is an abomination—the remake, not Point Break, which is holy relic of Bad Action Cinema— and I’m halfway convinced that “Point Break remake” is some kind of Hydra code phrase, but there is some news worth mentioning. Full Story

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Maleficent in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 14:59:30 May 7, 2014 14:59:30
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Everybody's all like, Angelina Jolie skipped the MET Gala to promote Maleficent in Paris with Elle Fanning but...when does she ever go to the MET Gala? I’m pretty sure she’s never been to the MET Gala. There are certainly no photos of it from an image search. Will she ever go to the MET Gala? If she ever did show up at the MET Gala, she’d have to be a co-chair. Full Story

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NEW RYAN GOSLING PHOTOS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 14:26:51 May 7, 2014 14:26:51
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So many of you are so horny for this guy and he hasn’t been on a red carpet in so long I thought I’d do it old school like “Extra Extra!” the way newspapers used to be sold. San Francisco Film Festival last night. Premiere of White Shadow. He executive produced. He’ll likely be in Cannes. Full Story

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Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 13:36:11 May 7, 2014 13:36:11
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Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, he had the inclination. Then. Now? Now it’s almost weekly. Full Story

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He likes them big & buff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 13:13:15 May 7, 2014 13:13:15

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. Full Story

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you overdose on taffeta and sateen? Here’s what you want out of an event like the MET Gala: spectacular wins AND spectacular losses. By that standard, the event was a success. Because holy sh-t there were moments.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 20:16:02 May 6, 2014 20:16:02

Thanks for all your emails and tweets today! Keep yelling at me!

Who is this person wearing this hideous dress? Am I supposed to know her? (Dlisted)

Madonna’s breasts are in really good shape (The Superficial)

Charlize and Sean keep the party going (Just Jared)

Someone needs to help Amy Adams get a new look (Cele|bitchy)

Why Selena and Taylor made up? (Too Fab)

Um, yeah, definitely NOT Tom Ford (Hollywood Tuna)

This dude looked better than Katie Holmes (Towleroad)

The (future) King flies coach (Pop Sugar)

I wish this dress came in a different colour, including the belt (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana didn’t do it for me last night (Go Fug Yourself)