Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 19:39:07 November 6, 2013 19:39:07

Anne Hathaway’s brother joked about her womb (Dlisted)

Love Jada’s shaved sides (Too Fab)

Um…she wants to have his baby (The Superficial)

Gisele and Daft Punk (Just Jared)

I need workout clothes in this colour (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo, his ma, and his wing man at the soccer match (Pop Sugar)

Look, if you’re going to wear boots that Kanye West’s girlfriend wore last year, you better be Kate Moss. Otherwise, don’t bother (Cele|bitchy)

Is fear an appropriate way to start a life together? (Romance Beat)

Gaga goes to space (Towleroad)

Miley’s honour tattoo (Hollywood PQ)

When the kids are involved…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 19:19:06 November 6, 2013 19:19:06
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Keystone

Chris Martin was papped with his kids out walking the dog the other day. Moses appears to be trailing behind so you can’t see him in the shot. But that’s Apple and her little friend. Who’s her little friend? Well, as Zinnia astutely pointed out (thanks Z!), it looks like Kate Hudson’s son Ryder. Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s brown bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 18:03:35 November 6, 2013 18:03:35
Photos:
Pacific Coast News

I checked the photo agency just as my supervising producer on The Social, Laura, who’s made many appearances on this blog, usually in relation to Robert Pattinson walked by. So I asked her – OK, what do you want me to say about him? A barrage of ideas: “Are they back together? Is he obsessed with her? He’ll never get over her, will he? Are they f-cking again, do you think they’re f-cking again? Look at him he looks so cute with his groceries. Full Story

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14 years after belly-cupping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 16:42:05 November 6, 2013 16:42:05
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David M. Benett/ Getty

Victoria Beckham was honoured last night in London at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards. Son Brooklyn, 14, was her date. Instead of pose-harding, which is how she normally behaves on a carpet, Posh smiled tenderly and demonstrated her affection for her oldest child. Is this the natural progression of belly cupping? That whatever urge that compels a woman to belly cup her unborn child for photos is transferred to the grown child in adolescence? This is what we should be spending our research dollars on. Full Story

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Expecting a baby in baby blue?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 15:57:04 November 6, 2013 15:57:04
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

Look at this beast in a baby blue wool coat with no socks. Not every man can do the same. And I was just sh-tting on this colour on Kate Beckinsale. But this is Idris Elba. You can’t sh-t on Idris Elba when he’s not trying to sing. Earlier this week, I posted about Idris and his girlfriend Naiyana Garth’s pregnancy hints. Full Story

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Lunged me back to life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 15:29:23 November 6, 2013 15:29:23
Photos:
Splash

Here are the Canadians who’ve been representing Canada on the world stage lately: Rob Ford and Justin Bieber Is it our finest moment? Or our lowest moment? Debatable. There is however a Canadian whose representation of Canada is never debatable. Celine Dion is ALWAYS AMAZING. Full Story

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Scarlett & Matthew’s short film for D&G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 14:51:33 November 6, 2013 14:51:33

Every fragrance ad these days is a short film. In black and white. Remember, they’re all arty about it too. Don’t call it a commercial. “Short film” is its proper classification, thank you Robert Pattinson. Pattinson’s “short film” for Dior was built up for us like it was supposed to be some kind of awesome creative achievement and instead all we got was an imitation of James Dean. Full Story

Tilda and Mrs Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 14:34:28 November 6, 2013 14:34:28
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Rob Kim/Gary Gershoff/ Getty

Tilda Swinton was honoured last night at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It was also her 53rd birthday. Look at her. She is ageless. She is spectacular. How spectacular? Karl Lagerfeld was her date. Like, HE had to accompany HER to the event. Karl doesn’t gift that out to just anyone. Full Story

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Not a happy day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 14:13:36 November 6, 2013 14:13:36

It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right? She was raging all day. Full Story

Candid photos in the meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 21:16:24 November 5, 2013 21:16:24
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FameFlynet

It’s a beautiful autumn day. Run through the meadow and smell the crisp air. Marvel at the leaves swirling, golden browns and coppers, the colour palette of the season. The dog trails at your feet, enjoying the outdoors, a loyal companion on a picnic, happy to hang out on a grassy knoll while you check your text messages, your brown leather jacket perfect matching your brown leather bag, a scarf tossed casually around your neck, and your hair in cascading beachy waves – they just came out that way… This is where we find Blake Lively. Full Story