Anne Hathaway: MET Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 11:14:42 May 6, 2014 11:14:42
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To be honest, it’s kind of a letdown. Anne Hathaway was my MET Best last year. Click here for a refresher. That shock blonde. That exquisite Valentino dress. Those eyes. She was magnificent. Here? I won’t remember it in two days. Full Story

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Rashida Jones: MET’s Most Painful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 11:04:15 May 6, 2014 11:04:15
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Pain. All around. I’m in pain because Rashida Jones deserved a much better dress than the one Tory Burch gave her. And she’s in pain because… Look at the dress Tory Burch gave her. Lilac, lavender, whatever. It’s a sh-tty colour. It’s never NOT sh-tty. And in combination with that material and the fact that her breasts are being totally disrespected and that low-rent blue that’s coming out from the bottom there, can you blame her for looking so … disappointed? She knows. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper: MET Beefcake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:51:42 May 6, 2014 10:51:42
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Remember when I said last week that I wasn’t feeling the new Bradley Cooper, all jacked up and thick? Click here for a refresher. He’s put on 40 lbs of muscle for a role and, well, it doesn’t work in a tuxedo. Do you see a neck? Now, for some reason, he reminds me of an older Zac Efron. Full Story

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Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:26:44 May 6, 2014 10:26:44
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Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to that. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez: Making up at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:15:19 May 6, 2014 10:15:19
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Good news for girls everywhere… Justin Bieber can’t keep them apart. Not for long. After an estrangement that lasted almost half a year, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez made up at the MET Gala last night. And they wanted to let you know about it right away. Or they wanted to let him know about it right away. Full Story

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Kirsten Dunst: MET Death Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:54:09 May 6, 2014 09:54:09
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In Rodarte, no surprise. The surprise here is that it’s almost palatable to non-fashion people. I love the mismatched shoulder. I love mixing match of different materials. I love the draping above the waist. But all that isn’t enough until the Death Star comes along and elevates the situation to something special. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: MET’s Most Annoying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:46:19 May 6, 2014 09:46:19
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Stella McCartney always shows up at the MET Gala with her annual version of the Plastics. This year: Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Kate Bosworth, and Reese Witherspoon whose MET appearance was the first of her career. And she looked it. In irritating pink, of course. And a bustline only the MiniVan Majority could love, of course. Full Story

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The MET Gala 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:36:53 May 6, 2014 09:36:53
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Also called Anna Wintour’s annual prom. Some say it’s the Oscars of fashion. That title seems appropriate this year given the theme: White Tie with decorations. It was a celebration of couturier Charles James. So whatever a celebrity (and not a regular person because, remember, this is not about having no access but having all the access) would choose to wear to the Oscars would probably be a safe choice. Full Story

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Monday, May 5, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I remember there being more movie stars at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in previous years. Like, it’s where Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn once held hands, right? Now I think of it as the annual event in Washington featuring, always, the cast of Modern Family.  Read Full Intro

Charlize & Sean…and SNL?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 20:06:22 May 5, 2014 20:06:22

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrived hand in hand in New York yesterday. And I repeat, I REPEAT, these two are still f-cking up my sh-t. What is up with 2014? George Clooney gets engaged. Sean Penn shows public affection while cameras are around. This might be a vintage year in gossip. Charlize and Sean are presumably in town so she can start working on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

Mac looks a lot better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 19:38:47 May 5, 2014 19:38:47
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Did we agree that we all kinda worry about Macaulay Culkin? He ended up hating it, didn’t he? The fame. He just could never get comfortable with the fame. And all the other personal struggles that he had to manage under the weight of the fame. For a while there it looked like he was doing so great. Full Story

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