Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:36:10 December 26, 2013 18:36:10

I will never think of a Santa chocolate the same way again (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes is extra sensitive at Christmas (FishWrapper)

I feel like we never heard from her for the rest of the year (The Superficial)

Great dress on Rose Byrne (Just Jared)

I like the hearts holding this bikini together (Hollywood Tuna)

Will and Harry’s holiday ball (Pop Sugar)

Ashton Kutcher might propose to Mila Kunis over the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

Jessica Alba has too many bags (Popoholic)

Tom Daley’s Christmas apron (Towleroad)

Kanye West’s fiancée only makes one face at Christmas (Hollywood PQ)

Best of 2013: When H7 broke Anna Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:30:08 December 26, 2013 18:30:08

Anna Wintour’s daughter posted this photo on Instagram of what her mother got her for Christmas. Most people have been talking about another picture she showed of a pile of presents just lying around haphazardly because Anna threw the tree out, complaining it was too “messy”. Click here Full Story

Back together for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:17:21 December 26, 2013 18:17:21
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WENN

Henry Cavill and Gina Carano began 2013 as a couple. Then… well… he, or his management, decided he’d be better off with a blonde girlfriend on television. Cavill and Kaley Cuoco lasted, oh, all of two weeks? If that? Cuoco is engaged now to some tennis player. Cavill and Carano were seen in Rome together in October, looking very into each other over a bottle of wine. Full Story

Slum Love Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 18:10:53 December 26, 2013 18:10:53

Jennifer Lopez posted this photo on her Twitter on Christmas Eve. She’s in tartan pyjamas, surrounded by family, and her Slum Lover, Casper Smart. (Did you put on your red tartan pyjamas for Christmas too? I did. Tartan pyjamas are a wardrobe must. Full Story

Keri Russell’s co-star romance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:29:34 December 26, 2013 16:29:34
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Keri Russell announced 3 weeks ago that she and husband Shane Deary had separated. Like Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, they confirmed that they’d been apart for a few months, since the summer. Now Page Six Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:07:28 December 26, 2013 16:07:28

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

Miley adores herself for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 15:46:10 December 26, 2013 15:46:10

Miley Cyrus’s new video for Adore You was supposed to drop today but leaked yesterday instead. Happy Christmas! There’s no surprise reveal from what was teased previously. This is the video version of a dick pic – except with much better lighting and production value. Miley is writhing around – sometimes wet – in a bed and in the shower, letting her lover know that she’s thinking of him. Full Story

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Holding hands at Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 15:19:23 December 26, 2013 15:19:23
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ADRIAN DENNIS /CHRIS JACKSON /Getty Images

Oh it’s been a while since we’ve seen the Cambridges holding hands. They gave us some of that for Christmas at Sandringham where they joined the Queen for the holiday, along with other members of the royal family. Here are Prince William and his Catherine on their way to church. That green hat on Kate concerns me a little. Full Story

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December 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 14:58:43 December 26, 2013 14:58:43

Heidi! Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you had a happy Christmas in spite of the fact that the crazy Toronto ice storm clusterf-cked the city. Helena wanted to send this earlier but she didn’t have any power. She and her dogs were thinking of you though – and Ramon too! And for Sam from Beth – Happy 22nd Birthday! Here are David Hasselhoff and Paul Newman to celebrate you. Full Story

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for your voting for your favourite Gingerbread House yesterday! Click here for a refresher. Your winner:

Christmas On The Coast

2nd place: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

On Sunday night, Christmas On The Coast did not win the Oscar. It came in third. Instead, the Academy chose Santa Cleared For Takeoff with Christmas Cottage a close second. Let’s play again next year?

We have a few gossip items to tie up today but it’ll be a light blog. There will be no posting tomorrow but I’ll be back on Thursday through the rest of the week and the only day I’m not writing next week is New Year’s Day. Come by if you’re stuffed.

Stay warm, stay safe, and be loved.

Happy Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Empress of Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2013 18:24:23 December 24, 2013 18:24:23
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AKM-GSI / Splash News, FameFlynet

Christmas is the holiday of Mariah Carey. Do you know how much money Mimi makes from Christmas? Count all the times you’ve heard the song. Now multiply it across the world. Christmas is Mimi’s personal holiday. Don’t call her an idiot when you consider she went out and basically wrote a Christmas classic that will ensure that dembabies never have to walk a day in their lives. Full Story

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