Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield: Spice signatures and chemistry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:54:35 April 4, 2014 13:54:35
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FameFlynet, Splash

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 press tour has arrived in North America. Emma Stone was on Kimmel last night. Let’s start there. She has a cold. But you couldn’t really tell because, as always, she was sweet and charming and willing to embarrass herself. By demonstrating that her hidden talent is forging all the Spice Girls’ signatures. Full Story

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April 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:15:29 April 4, 2014 13:15:29

Catie! Good luck on your final qualifier for you PhD today! You asked me to tell you what advice my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would give you. Well, no advice necessary. Did you work hard? Did you work harder than anyone else? Did you bust your ass? If so, don’t worry. Rat or not, you’ll be fine. Full Story

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for supporting the Canadian release of my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken! I’ve been on a media blitz all week to promote it while still shooting The Social and etalk and posting new articles on the blog so I’ve not had a chance to properly express my profound gratitude for your encouragement.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 20:01:34 April 3, 2014 20:01:34

Sasha Finds wedding flats and cat-eye sunglasses in Lifestyle

I don’t know if I’ll ever be horny again (Dlisted)

And that’s why David Beckham in his underwear is doing nothing for me (Just Jared)

Mimi put JLO and Kanye West’s fiancée in the same category – stranger (The Superficial)

OMGGGG I love this kissssss! (Pop Sugar)

Charlene of Serenity isn’t down with Nicole Kidman’s Grace? (Cele|bitchy)

I like this outfit on Christina Hendricks (Too Fab)

Cute boots on Hilary Duff (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West’s fiancée something something about a bikini and video (Reality Tea)

Minka Kelly’s jeans always fit so well (Popoholic)

OMG OMG OMG terrible terrible pantsuit on Margot Robbie (Go Fug Yourself)

Days In The East

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2014 18:31:54 April 3, 2014 18:31:54
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Jeff Gross/ Getty

I love this thing where songs just get dropped, kind of at random.  When one feels like it.  Keeps the fans on their toes, right ? This one is called Days In The East and allegedly, it is about the romance between he and Rihanna, now that it’s back.  It took me a minute to be convinced. Full Story

Still consciously coupled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 17:32:45 April 3, 2014 17:32:45
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Be honest – didn’t you think Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy would be done before Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin? Especially since it seemed like we were being prepared for it during award season as Kate was seen without her wedding ring as reports on PEOPLE and US Weekly indicated that she and Matt were estranged? As I wrote a couple of weeks ago, maybe she just wanted to be single for the Oscars Full Story

Anthony Mackie is a Very Handsome, Charming Man

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 3, 2014 17:03:46 April 3, 2014 17:03:46
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Fortunata/ Splash

We’re big fans of Anthony Mackie around here. Lainey has him on her Freebie Five, and he’s on my Drinking Buddy List, as in, I don’t want to Five him, but I’d totally have a drink with him. Although I might have to rethink the Five thing, because while in the past he’s been too boyish for my taste, over the last couple years he’s gotten a lot more man. Full Story

My book-baby: US tour stops!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 16:50:36 April 3, 2014 16:50:36

I’m giving birth to my book-baby, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, in the United States on April 22. It would be my honour to share this delivery with you. Let’s talk about how, as mothers, life had no meaning until those little lips latched onto your nipple. Or, you know, we can just talk sh-t about my ma, the Squawking Chicken, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck and more. Full Story

Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 15:59:17 April 3, 2014 15:59:17

Both PEOPLE  and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties and that’s why they couldn’t work. Full Story

Please, Please, Please…

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2014 15:30:37 April 3, 2014 15:30:37

Dear Holly Bario, you smart executive who wisely gave the greenlight to Eleanor & Park… Sometimes I get mad at the concept of word of mouth.  It seems like such an egalitarian but inefficient system.  Like, why do I have to wait that long to find things out that might be awesome, that might have been improving my life all this time? This is how I feel about Rainbow Rowell’s books, and Eleanor & Park in particular. Full Story

I’m an AMEX Ambassador

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 15:18:10 April 3, 2014 15:18:10