Jon Snow and Gidget were at the same party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 19:24:01 May 1, 2014 19:24:01
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I don't think we've seen Rose Leslie's Gidget on Game Of Thrones for three episodes. (Yes I know it's not actually Gidget but I can't pronounce the real one.) This is too bad. Because she and Jon Snow are apart. And mad at each other. And that means there's been no sexual tension. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 18:44:54 May 1, 2014 18:44:54

Picture him on top of you (Dlisted)

Amanda Seyfried speaks honestly about her body approach (Just Jared)  

James Franco made out with Lindsay Lohan, maybe he even dry-humped her. That's my takeaway from this story (The Superficial)

The MET Gala is next week. And the men are stressed (Jezebel)

I can't deny it. He's a dick, but he is hot  (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch in glasses and a suit (Cele|bitchy)

Susan Sarandon and her boyfriend at the hockey game (Too Fab)

Selena Gomez keeps her head down  (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lawrence, sexiest woman in the world? (Popoholic)

Leslie Mann looks great in this suit (Go Fug Yourself)

Avengers & the Real Superhero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 17:46:54 May 1, 2014 17:46:54
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There was a party at the Battersea Power Station last night in London. Since The Avengers sequel is now shooting there, two members of the world’s defenders showed up to celebrate. Here are Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans, Hawkeye and Captain America, at the event…because they’re the two single dudes in the group, right? Sort of. Full Story

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Not the future Mrs Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 17:02:35 May 1, 2014 17:02:35
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This is Vanessa Paradis arriving at a French talk show in Paris yesterday getting creative with her short hair. And some shots of her from a couple of weeks ago in NYC at a premiere. Looking cool as f-ck. Vanessa is 41 years old. Johnny Depp aged her out. And proceeded to become more and more and more embarrassing with his “chick ring”, his ripped hat, his parachute pants, and derivative medieval themed engagement parties. Full Story

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Papping GOOP’s gear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 16:10:48 May 1, 2014 16:10:48
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Check out Gwyneth Paltrow at the Brentwood Country Mart with daughter Apple and some friends earlier this week. And this is supposed to be wrong. Of course. No one wants to see children harassed. But my position is that if they can’t agree one where the line is, among them, these celebrities, then how is anyone else supposed to be figure it out? Is the question really privacy here, or is it about control? Consider this: Every day my inbox gets hit with emails from publicists and marketing firms promoting their products, often seen on celebrities. Full Story

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George Clooney’s perfect proposal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 15:31:13 May 1, 2014 15:31:13

More details about how George Clooney proposed to his “match” Amal Alamuddin…but first, because many of us seem to be annoyed by this “match” characterisation of Alamuddin, considering Clooney is hardly at her level… Have you read the Slate announcement of the engagement? Click here Full Story

Horrors on the half shell

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 1, 2014 15:16:36 May 1, 2014 15:16:36

I don’t know what I’ve done to upset Lainey, but for some reason today I’ve been given the punishment of looking at the second trailer for the CG abomination that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The trailer is only eighty-one seconds long but cripes, it’s hard to sustain eye contact for longer than twenty seconds at a time. Full Story

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Harry & Cressy might get back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 14:51:13 May 1, 2014 14:51:13
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Yesterday they were telling PEOPLE that the reason Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas broke is it because she was too “needy”. Please. As I wrote at the time, it’s bullsh-t. She wasn’t “needy”. She just wasn’t into the “life”. Full Story

“Did you bring any crack to smoke?”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 14:21:44 May 1, 2014 14:21:44
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According to The Toronto Star this is what Justin Bieber said to Rob Ford on March 15 when they ran into each other at a club in Toronto. It’s the little punk vs the buffoon, insolence vs ignorance, brat vs bonehead. And Ford’s reaction? He supposedly became “enraged” and had to be hustled back to his booth where he spent the rest of the night hanging out with three paid party hostesses and allegedly doing rails in the bathroom. Full Story

May 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 13:34:42 May 1, 2014 13:34:42

Katherine! Happy Belated 32nd Birthday! Here’s Pedro Pascal in Game Of Thrones and Loki, by request. Shhhh…he’s saying: Let me love you with my evil.   Full Story