Friday, February 7, 2014

Dear Gossips,

What are you doing this weekend? Jacek and I are going to the hockey game tomorrow – his first Vancouver Canucks road game, and just in time because they’re deep into a 6 game losing streak – and then I’m not moving from the couch and the Olympics.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 21:01:49 February 7, 2014 21:01:49

Sasha Finds full skirts in LifeStyle

Before Kristen Stewart there was Nancy Kerrigan (Dlisted

Supposedly this is Mila Kunis without makeup (FishWrapper)

Some dude put his face in Leonardo DiCaprio's crotch and it's not who you think it is  (The Superficial)

Great shoes on Joshua Jackson (Just Jared)

Anna Kournikova can still cover magazines? (Hollywood Tuna)  

Probably the all-time best Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets (Pop Sugar)

The best Tom Hiddleston has ever looked (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes update  (Evil Beet Gossip)

I'm so numb to seeing LeAnn Rimes in swimwear. Is that the point? (Popoholic

I like the dress. I hate the gold shoes. (Go Fug Yourself

The Macbeths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 20:03:16 February 7, 2014 20:03:16
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WENN

Check out Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard on the set of Macbeth in Farnham, United Kingdom. They're blurry but I thought you might want some idea of what it's going to look like. I've no doubt Fassbender, who is immensely talented, can play his character. He's into the heavy sh-t. Full Story

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Pussy Riot and the Gyllenhaals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 18:31:21 February 7, 2014 18:31:21
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Janet Mayer/ Splash, Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Not going to lie. I just wanted to say Pussy Riot. It’s 45 minutes before The Social and I have to watch my language for an hour on television – because I’ve already said “sh-t” once on the air – so what I do is try to get it out of my system over and over in the hopes that I’ll be spent from swearing before we go live. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Eric Bana

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 7, 2014 17:52:22 February 7, 2014 17:52:22
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FameFlynet

For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus series, please click here. What happened to Eric Bana's career? He is a great actor and good looking. I read once, long ago when he seemed ready to break out, that he purposefully only took a few films a year in order to maintain family time at home. Full Story

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Coop & Suki don’t dumpster dive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 16:53:27 February 7, 2014 16:53:27
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Wenn, B. Cool/ Splash

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are in Berlin. They were photographed last night smiling at each other and not looking for a trash can to jump into. Unlike Coop’s friend Leonardo DiCaprio who immediately scans the block for a dumpster any time he’s with his girlfriend(s). A very interesting difference in approach. Full Story

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L+J Tru Luv 4Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 16:04:24 February 7, 2014 16:04:24
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Wenn, Mark Davis/ Getty

Page Six has been reporting that while in New York last week for the Super Bowl, Leonardo DiCaprio was seen with Nina Agdal late at night. Nina Agdal is a model. (I didn’t have to mention that, did I?) And Toni Garrn is travelling for work. Full Story

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Matt Damon: caught in the middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 15:34:08 February 7, 2014 15:34:08
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Said Elatab/ Splash

There's a war going on between Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and George Clooney. It started at the Golden Globes. One of their best jokes was about Clooney and Gravity -- how he'd rather float off into space and die than talk to a woman his own age. The entire ballroom erupted. They loved it. And George took it well. Full Story

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February 7, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2014 15:08:27 February 7, 2014 15:08:27

Happy Birthday Jen McNaughtan! We wanted to buy this  for your office since you’re such a fitness nut… …but Accommodations wouldn’t approve it. So instead, we give you a Newman. Holly² and Jimmy Jams Pat! Happy 50th Birthday! Lizanne’s wishing you another 40 years because you both need more time to fit in all that you want to do together. Full Story

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Team Skate! It’s time for us to pop a full-blown Olympic hard-on. Sequins, nude colour pantyhose, prom hair on ice, too much makeup, and cheesy European costumes, often with feathers and flames – figure skating drama and figure skating gossip peaks every 4 years.  Read Full Intro