Smutty Social Media, November 1, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at November 1, 2017 19:06:49 November 1, 2017 19:06:49

This is the only way Gisele Bundchen or Tom Brady will touch toast. She also posted an Instagram story of their candy bowl, so I zoomed in on the options. It’s UnReal chocolate snacks, a Tom Brady-backed line that is “unjunked” (read: vegan, GF, fair trade, non-GMO, no corn syrup). Full Story

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Brett Ratner too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2017 15:28:22 November 1, 2017 15:28:22
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Who’s Next? There’s been a new “who” almost every week, sometimes every day, coming out of Hollywood. Who’s the Next Harasser/Abuser? By the time Who’s Next is over, who’ll be left standing in Hollywood? Earlier this week it was Kevin Spacey joining Harvey Weinstein, James Toback, Bill Cosby, Roger Ailes, Bill O’Reilly, Roy Price, Chris Savino, and more on the list of gross, powerful predatory men. Full Story

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Who was it that started the expectation that Halloween requires a thousand outfit changes? Was it Kelly Ripa? Kelly and Ryan Seacrest’s Halloween special today was inspired by Taylor Swift. They’re calling it Look What You Made Us Do.  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2017 21:02:43 October 31, 2017 21:02:43

If Girl Sh-t is the game we’re playing, this move is petty as f-ck and, therefore, an excellent entry into the Girl Sh-t catalogue. If only. If only the people we were talking about ranked higher on the celebrity rating system. Full Story

Trick or Treat: I saw Jigaw

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2017 20:29:20 October 31, 2017 20:29:20

And it was not a treat. I do not enjoy the Saw movies, or torture porn in general, and while Jigsaw will probably work for fans of the Saw series, I cannot imagine casual viewers being drawn into the franchise by this movie. Or any movie. There are EIGHT of these. Do we need to be concerned about Saw enthusiasts? I like a lot of dark sh*t and have a high threshold for cinematic pain, but something about torture porn crosses what lines I do have. Full Story