Octavia Spencer/Eliza Coupe To Save TV

Dean Posted by Dean at October 25, 2013 17:28:39 October 25, 2013 17:28:39
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There are so few things in life that a person can feel %100 good about. French fries, sunshine, even Beyonce -- most things that are ostensibly pure have a destructive and evil side. BUT we’ve got some news today that can do nothing but spread joy and cheer across the land – Octavia Spencer is going to star in a reboot of…MURDER…SHE WROTE! It’s like…you know that thing where Ryan Murphy tries to make a show for/about gay stuff, so he just takes every single gay thing on Earth – Kathy Bates, teen witches, Dylan McDermott’s ass, etc. Full Story

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George Clooney’s two dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 16:12:01 October 25, 2013 16:12:01
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Pun! (Is that a pun?) Let me explain: Earlier this week it was confirmed that George Clooney’s The Monuments Men wouldn’t be ready in December. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures/Weird New Power

Dean Posted by Dean at October 25, 2013 15:22:47 October 25, 2013 15:22:47

Seth Meyers got married, which is not news, BUT now the pictures are out, along with a VOGUE write up, so we’ve got a few things to discuss about the ascending late-night powerhouse and his big day. The first thing to talk about is obviously the ceremony, which looks special if you’re into that whole Pinterest /rustic /Martha’s Vineyard /expensive /gorgeous /Olivia Munn is there vibe. Full Story

Oh wait, Johnny Depp is annoying again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 15:07:12 October 25, 2013 15:07:12
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I was juuuust saying in the previous article re: the Paul McCartney video how refreshingly UNannoying Johnny Depp was, until he starts lipsynching. And now he’s fully annoying again. Here’s Johnny out for dinner last night in London with Amber Heard, his girlfriend who’s helping him forget he’s 50 years old. Full Story

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McCartney & Meryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:50:00 October 25, 2013 14:50:00

How could they say no? It’s Paul McCartney shooting a video at Abbey Road Studios. No one could say no. So here’s the video for Queenie Eye featuring Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (not shot together) and all kinds of other famous people I’m not listing for you because part of the fun is picking them out one by one but I will say I don’t think that’s Sienna Miller although a lot of people think it is… Johnny Depp hasn’t been this NOT annoying in a long time except – why is it skeeving me when he mouths the words? Question: who’s cooler Johnny Depp or Jeremy Irons? Answer: MERYL STREEP. Full Story

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Threesome and juice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:44:23 October 25, 2013 14:44:23

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Full Story

Cracks Show

Duana Posted by Duana at October 25, 2013 14:26:53 October 25, 2013 14:26:53

Scandal Season 3 Episode 4 recap I mean, on the one hand this was not the most incendiary episode of Scandal. By and large, we’ve seen more dramatic episodes with bigger punches to the gut.   Instead, we got to see things unravel. Olivia’s weird OCD repetition of how to be a “good girl”. Full Story

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom no more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 14:00:42 October 25, 2013 14:00:42
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They’ve confirmed that it’s over. According the official statement it’s been over for a few months. But they didn’t want the announcement to overshadow his Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. Now that the play has opened, it seems a good time to let it out, even though he was just on Kelly & Michael this morning and they made a point of NOT talking about it which just made the entire interview a complete bore. Full Story

October 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 13:51:51 October 25, 2013 13:51:51

Natasha! Happy Birthday from your mom Nancy who tells me you’re into Scandal now? What did you think of Lisa Kudrow last night? Am I the only one who thinks Huck is an over-actor?  Full Story

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It was so tasteful, it was a little…boring, right? Prince George was christened yesterday and today the official photo was released and we’ll get to that soon but it all went down without a single obnoxious rich person hat.  Read Full Intro

Little G knows how to pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 22:39:49 October 24, 2013 22:39:49
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And the official Prince George christening photos have been released. You can see them here. I tried to buy them but they were super expensive with all kinds of restrictions. You’ve probably already seen them everywhere else anyway. Little G is hard to miss, what with him already being such a pose-hard. Full Story

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