Smutty Tingles

August 21, 2013 19:15:18 Posted at August 21, 2013 19:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley’s future hair (Dlisted)

An engaged Direction – thanks God not mine! (Too Fab)

The former Mrs Woods is beautiful (The Superficial)

Henry Cavill brings his nerd face to Japan (Just Jared)

Miley’s ass in mom shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Jennifer Garner’s mom pants part of the costume? (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt could have been Tom Cruise (Cele|bitchy)

Engagement rings – some nice, some HIDEOUS (Romance Beat)

How do these shows get renewed??? (Reality Tea)

Oh, HELLO Anna Kendrick (Hollywood PQ)

Gossip Genie to the Hamptons

August 21, 2013 17:09:42 Posted at August 21, 2013 17:09:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Gwyneth Paltrow's in the Hamptons, riding around on her scooter, no makeup, cut-off jeans, hair scraped back in a bun. You know who else is spending August in the Hamptons? The Slum Bears. Gossip Genie that for me would you? G and JLO running into each other at Jack's Coffee. Full Story

It’s like being almost pregnant

August 21, 2013 16:14:13 Posted at August 21, 2013 16:14:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

US Weekly has an update on The Robsten Saga: Mounting Angst Part 6, in which Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have an “intense conversation” and will “probably pick up where they left off”. Well that’s more plot than we got in all of Breaking Dawn. Full Story

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Marion & Michael Fassbender

August 21, 2013 15:34:20 Posted at August 21, 2013 15:34:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s an adaptation of MacBeth with Michael Fassbender as the title character. Sarah previously wrote about it here. Word is, it will be Marion Cotillard as Lady Macbeth. According to Deadline filming starts in January. Full Story

Avril Lavigne is frenching Winnie Cooper

August 21, 2013 15:20:33 Posted at August 21, 2013 15:20:33
Dean Posted by Dean

Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about to gripe like the resurrected ghost of Andy Rooney, but I just know that whatever is supposed to be appealing about this video is lost on anyone over 11 and the whole thing just makes me feel so much, and so tired. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of Jax Teller?

August 21, 2013 14:56:38 Posted at August 21, 2013 14:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

There was a rumour that started on Monday that Charlie Hunnam is now the latest frontrunner – of what’s become a long list of frontrunners – to play Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Yesterday, his team and the studio moved quickly to clarify Full Story

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Jennifer & Justin: pool kisses

August 21, 2013 14:02:27 Posted at August 21, 2013 14:02:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As reported yesterday – click here for a refresher -- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on holiday in Mexico with Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka. From the look of these new photos taken Tuesday afternoon, all is very, very right with Jennifer and Justin. Full Story

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The Anthropologie of Insults

August 21, 2013 13:46:32 Posted at August 21, 2013 13:46:32
Maria Posted by Maria
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Do you remember much from 2009? Do you remember conversations and your favourite outfit and what you ate for lunch every day? I definitely don’t. But you know what I do remember? Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs – mostly because MTV and Taylor Swift don’t want us to forget it. Full Story

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All Eyes On Britney

August 21, 2013 13:24:00 Posted at August 21, 2013 13:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Everyone woke up yesterday to the news that ‘N SYNC might be getting back together for just one night as MTV honours Justin Timberlake on Sunday with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award. Then… A countdown clock appeared on BritneySpears.com Full Story

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August 21, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 21, 2013 13:11:51 Posted at August 21, 2013 13:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mackenzie! Happy Birthday with love from Adrienne who’s hoping you have the best year ever and wants to celebrate with wine and cheese fondue. She also tells me you love Veronica Mars, Breaking Bad, NPH, and Pitch Perfect. VERY good taste! To Mel from your sister Nicole – you deserve all your success and happiness, all thanks of course to the Croatian dragon, your equivalent to the Squawking Chicken. Full Story

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013


Dear Gossips,

The London premiere of One Direction’s This Is Us is happening tonight. They’re expecting 70,000 or more. And apparently the band has been cautioned against having an afterparty for fear of trampling. You know who else created that kind of hysteria back in their day?

The Spice Girls.

For some reason, the Spice Girls have become a punchline now but I can’t remember an all-girl group before or since that inspired the same supercharged mania. So find a fan somewhere and turn it on. That’s your wind machine as you blast Viva Forever.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey