Miley’s future hair (Dlisted)
An engaged Direction – thanks God not mine! (Too Fab)
The former Mrs Woods is beautiful (The Superficial)
Henry Cavill brings his nerd face to Japan (Just Jared)
Miley’s ass in mom shorts (Hollywood Tuna)
Are Jennifer Garner’s mom pants part of the costume? (Pop Sugar)
Brad Pitt could have been Tom Cruise (Cele|bitchy)
Engagement rings – some nice, some HIDEOUS (Romance Beat)
How do these shows get renewed??? (Reality Tea)
Oh, HELLO Anna Kendrick (Hollywood PQ)
Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about to gripe like the resurrected ghost of Andy Rooney, but I just know that whatever is supposed to be appealing about this video is lost on anyone over 11 and the whole thing just makes me feel so much, and so tired. Full Story
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Do you remember much from 2009? Do you remember conversations and your favourite outfit and what you ate for lunch every day? I definitely don’t. But you know what I do remember? Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs – mostly because MTV and Taylor Swift don’t want us to forget it. Full Story
Mackenzie! Happy Birthday with love from Adrienne who’s hoping you have the best year ever and wants to celebrate with wine and cheese fondue. She also tells me you love Veronica Mars, Breaking Bad, NPH, and Pitch Perfect. VERY good taste! To Mel from your sister Nicole – you deserve all your success and happiness, all thanks of course to the Croatian dragon, your equivalent to the Squawking Chicken. Full Story
The London premiere of One Direction’s This Is Us is happening tonight. They’re expecting 70,000 or more. And apparently the band has been cautioned against having an afterparty for fear of trampling. You know who else created that kind of hysteria back in their day?
The Spice Girls.
For some reason, the Spice Girls have become a punchline now but I can’t remember an all-girl group before or since that inspired the same supercharged mania. So find a fan somewhere and turn it on. That’s your wind machine as you blast Viva Forever.
Yours in gossip,