Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Today is Brad Pitt’s 50th birthday. Conveniently Troy was on TV last night. Not going to lie – the only reason I stayed up watching it, enduring it (because it’s actually terrible), is to see his love scene with Rose Byrne, who was practically a different person back then.  Read Full Intro

Katy & John onstage together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 21:22:21 December 18, 2013 21:22:21
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Zachary Mazur /WireImage

John Mayer performed last night in Brooklyn. And since he and Katy Perry duet together on Who You Love, he brought her out on stage to sing with him. Do you like this song? Because I don’t like this song. I don’t like any of his songs. I like more of her songs than his songs. Yeah I said it. Full Story

Stop cockblocking my genie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 21:03:33 December 18, 2013 21:03:33
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Kevin Winter /Getty Images

As you know, I really, really, REALLY want Rihanna and Drake to happen again. Like, you know how you all keep genie-ing for Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to relive The Notebook? That’s how hard I’m rubbing it for Ri and Drizzy. There was hope! They went to peelers bars together Full Story

Miley’s new hanger-on?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 20:19:14 December 18, 2013 20:19:14
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Dasha /MiamiPIXX /FAMEFLYNET

These pictures came up on the photo agency with the caption: “Pop star Miley Cyrus and "Twilight" star Kellan Lutz arrive together on a private jet in Miami, Florida on December 18, 2013. Are these two just friends, or has Miley moved on to another action film star?!” Ohhhhhh…reallllly? I think the better question is this: Is Miley Cyrus Kellan Lutz’s new book in a tree Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 19:32:03 December 18, 2013 19:32:03

Remember when Brad Pitt looked like this? (Dlisted)

These two don’t hate each other (Too Fab)

Oh great. This is the hit show of the year and the messaging… wonderful (The Superficial)

The poster for The Fault In Our Stars (Just Jared)

Whyyyyyy are these moments on video?!? (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Jared Leto thinks Michael Fassbender’s a whiny b-tch too (Cele|bitchy)

Cheerleaders proposing (Romance Beat)

The new trailer for Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (Towleroad)

Umm…why haven’t I ever seen this picture of Ryan Phillippe before? (Hollywood PQ)

Emma in the water and a new trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 18:22:24 December 18, 2013 18:22:24
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Keystone

I’ve been holding these photos of Emma Stone in Hawaii on the set of Cameron Crowe’s movie for a couple of days and look – there’s now a new trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2! This one starts off more hijinky. And then the people go Twi-Hard over Spidey. And there’s another movie with a plane disaster. Full Story

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Justin Bieber is not retiring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 16:27:47 December 18, 2013 16:27:47
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Splash

He said he is during a radio interview yesterday but he also sounded high as f-ck. If you’ve ever been high, you know how it is. Everything seems funnier and smarter in your mind. Which is why he thought it’d be hilarious to say that he’s retiring after the next album. Whatever. Somewhere there’s a 13 year old who thinks that’s funny. Full Story

Holiday Freeballing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 15:37:25 December 18, 2013 15:37:25
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AKM-GSI / Splash News

There seems to be a dick theme happening today… Enjoy it with your eggnog! Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt went shopping yesterday. As you can see, they did not buy men’s underwear. There, that’s what I want for Christmas. I want Jon Hamm to stop freeballing. The problem is that most of you want him to keep on freeballing. Full Story

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Anatomy of a Double Standard

Duana Posted by Duana at December 18, 2013 15:04:28 December 18, 2013 15:04:28

Here is a rarity: A situation in which nobody is an asshole (well, except one rando with a Tumblr), but the situation is nonetheless utter and complete bullsh-t. So, Dylan Sprouse. Who? I know. Depending on how old you are, the answer is “one of the twins who played Adam Sandler’s kid in Big Daddy” or Zack from Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Full Story

The photo you’ve been waiting for

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 14:51:18 December 18, 2013 14:51:18
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Andrea Dixon /National Science Foundation, Getty Images

Wasn’t it? When it was first reported that Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard would join Walking With The Wounded to the South Pole, this is the shot you wanted to see. And, finally, here it is. They’ve completed their trek. They gathered together at the National Science Foundation Amundsen-Scott South Pole station. Full Story

Pippa is engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2013 14:33:18 December 18, 2013 14:33:18
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Getty Images

US Weekly reports exclusively that Pippa Middleton is engaged to marry Nico Jackson. Apparently Jackson proposed to her on holiday earlier this month in India. Jackson is 36 years old, a banker. They’ve been together just over a year. Oh My God I’m so bored. Full Story