Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 20:53:03 December 13, 2013 20:53:03

Beyonce is life. SHE WOKE UP LIKE THAT, ok? And Duana’s favourite lyric?

"I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.”

Come ON. COME ON! How are you still standing?!?!

I need to start my Beyonce weekend now. Enjoy yours!

No wonder Jacek loves Susan Sarandon so much (Dlisted)

Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio’s old pissing match (Just Jared)

This is a pretty good outfit. I just wish it wasn’t red. (The Superficial)

Fergie baptised her baby and… guess where my mind went? (Too Fab)

All the famous people are worshipping Beyonce (Pop Sugar)

Prince Harry’s girlfriend is going to princess school (Cele|bitchy)

Not feeling this cropped blazer (Hollywood Tuna)

SNL cast members, some of whom became superheroes (Crushable)

Saturday Night Live “secretly” auditions black women (Evil Beet Gossip)

Good dress on Kristen Wiig (Go Fug Yourself)

Two of our favourite women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 20:47:43 December 13, 2013 20:47:43

Let’s start with Amy Poehler. I love that Amy Poehler isn’t too big to still be doing sh-t like this – running around NYC in a goofy costume crashing into people with a camera and singing Christmas carols all while generally being funny and awesome and spontaneous. She’s the BEST. Full Story

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No more Tami Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 18:31:44 December 13, 2013 18:31:44
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Robin Marchant/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Peter Berg confirmed recently that there will be no Friday Night Lights movie. Click here for a refresher. I don’t know anyone who’s sad about this. I’m not sad about re-mainlining all 5 seasons during the Christmas break and not having to worry that somehow they’ll be corrupted by whatever story they try to jack off of our memories about those wonderful, precious people we loved. Full Story

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Britney Jean’s first week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 18:18:19 December 13, 2013 18:18:19
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Splash

I read an article yesterday on the LA Times website. The title: Why isn't Britney Spears' latest album a hit? Britney Jean was released last week and came in at #4, the weakest first week of sales of her career. The article notes that the releases from Katy Perry, Gaga, and Miley Cyrus all did better. Full Story

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The Mara sisters at Her premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 16:38:17 December 13, 2013 16:38:17
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Valerie Macon/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Full Story

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Flowers for Julia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 16:16:45 December 13, 2013 16:16:45
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Rob Kim/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty

How do you follow up Beyonce and Olivia Pope? Everyone else today has to measure up. God I hope Angelina Jolie makes an appearance. But Julia Roberts works too. Julia was on Letterman yesterday before attending the premiere of August: Osage County. Beyonce? Sorry. Right now Beyonce is everything. Full Story

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Boom, Bust, and Echo

Duana Posted by Duana at December 13, 2013 15:44:15 December 13, 2013 15:44:15

Scandal Season 3 Episode 10 recap (My apologies for the misnumbering last week. I forgot about Thanksgiving.) This was the name of one of those sure-winner Christmas-gift books about 20 years ago. About the baby boomers and all they wrought; we, by the way, are the “echo”. I like the concept here. Full Story

One B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 15:36:08 December 13, 2013 15:36:08

How does she keep her sh-t so tight? 14 new songs, 17 new videos – an entire “visual” album… and not one f-cking leak. Nothing. No press, no hype, no previews, no Justin Timberlake teasers to teasers to trailers… Just Beyonce by Beyonce. And why? Because Beyonce LOVES a mic drop. Full Story

December 13, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 14:17:31 December 13, 2013 14:17:31
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Wenmei Hill Photography

Sim! You’re defending your PhD proposal today! Good luck! Nealia and I have every confidence that you’ll be celebrating this weekend a proper PhD candidate. And you have to make me call you Dr if I get to Boston in April. You can do this. Now go do it. Happy Birthday Betty with love from Iris who’s sorry to miss the party but why don’t you just bring Alexa with you and go visit her in TN? To Rachel from Becca & Molly – Happy 26th Birthday! Just for you, let’s all imagine: Harry loves Louis and Ryan loves Rachel forever and ever. Full Story

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Oh the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. How will they surprise us this time? Golden Globe nominations are coming today and we should see a lot more love for Leonardo DiCaprio because, apart from the fact that he’s a good actor, the HFPA really wants him at their show.  Read Full Intro

Julia spends nomination day with Dave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2013 22:11:06 December 12, 2013 22:11:06
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Richie Buxo/ Splash

You know what I say about a Letterman 3 segment guest -- he keeps them on because they entertain. And when Julia Roberts visits, he always wants her for as long as he can get her. It also happens to be Golden Globe nomination day. And her name was called in the Best Supporting Actress category for her performed in August: Osage County. Full Story

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