The Price of Mom Pimping

Maria Posted by Maria at January 28, 2014 21:03:17 January 28, 2014 21:03:17

When it comes to celebrity culture, 99% of celebrities will tell you what a scourge the paparazzi are – how they just can’t stand the attention and they want to go shopping at The Grove in peace, ok? This is what they say, but it’s not hard to spot signs of collusion. Perfectly done hair/makeup on a grocery run, an uptick in photos during a promotion or campaign, a coffee run to announce a new coupling. Full Story

Katy Perry’s Beatles cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 20:33:28 January 28, 2014 20:33:28
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You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 19:34:18 January 28, 2014 19:34:18

Uncle Jesse eats yoghurt (Dlisted)

JB’s living freeeeee (The Superficial)

Madonna and Miley to be together (FishWrapper)

The Queen has no money or something (Cele|bitchy)

Tobey Maguire is stepping on Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange territory (Just Jared)

Good colour on Jessie J (Hollywood Tuna)

I love this Emma Watson editorial (Amy Grindhouse)

Andrew Garfield being cute at the airport (Pop Sugar)

A blue Jennifer Lawrence (Popoholic)

I did like Julia Roberts’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

More Sean Penn smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 17:40:32 January 28, 2014 17:40:32
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Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you ever seen that clip of Sean Penn presenting at the Oscars the year Chris Rock hosted? Rock made a crack about Jude. Full Story

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A gift for Chinese New Year from Vin Diesel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 16:52:33 January 28, 2014 16:52:33

Sasha sent this to me with the question: Should we invite Vin Diesel to join our hip hop dance crew? I need you to watch this for me. The whole thing. I need you to watch this for yourself. It’s a video that Vin Diesel uploaded to his Facebook. There are so many questions. Like: As Sasha asked – why would any human being post this for any other human being to see? And me – especially a famous one!? Also: Does he think he’s the sh-t? Or is he just goofing? Why is there so much tongue? Who’s supposed to be wanting his tongue? Why doesn’t he know the words? Don’t you think he should know the words? What is he thinking about when he goes into the corner and puts his hands in his pocket? Do you actually know anyone who’s seen Riddick? Does he have any friends? I can’t do anything else today. Full Story

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Gossip Nostalgia: Jude, Sienna, and Daniel Craig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 16:25:18 January 28, 2014 16:25:18
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Remember when Jude Law got caught f-cking with his nanny Daisy while engaged to Sienna Miller? And then Sienna got back at him by f-cking Daniel Craig? Well we’re reliving it now because Jude testified at that never-ending phone hacking trial in London where it was revealed that Sienna and Daniel (who starred in Layer Cake together – their chemistry was HOT) were actually carrying on for a while and she’d call Daniel while was with Jude and leave him messages like, “I can’t talk. Full Story

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The Posh Fashion Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 15:23:37 January 28, 2014 15:23:37

Do you miss Victoria Beckham? Posh hasn’t been papped in a long time. See? They can go deep underground when they want to. Even Victoria Beckham can go deep underground when she wants to. She wants to because she understands that her absence increases the value when she actually does show up. Full Story

The benefits of being Johnny’s +1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 15:07:37 January 28, 2014 15:07:37
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Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation for this is because he’s a musician in his own right. Full Story

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January 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 14:32:26 January 28, 2014 14:32:26

Janelle! Happy 30th Birthday from Dawn who wants to know if you’ll be picturing Joshua Jackson or Carey Price when you finish the half marathon? Since it’s your milestone, I’m giving you both. To Melina, on her birthday. Your friends in gossip and EARS hope that you take some time off from being a constant pillar to everyone in your life, and take some time for yourself today. Full Story

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Monday, January 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I missed Rihanna. And the show could have used some Bruno Mars too but he’s saving his business for the Super Bowl. Having Miley Cyrus there wouldn’t have hurt either. Because there didn’t seem to be any energy at the Grammys.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 19:23:18 January 27, 2014 19:23:18

OK I’m supposed to be understanding of fetishes but this…this I’m having a hard time with (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes can only get clothes from 2007 (FishWrapper)

Who is this person and why is she wearing a Heidi Klum dress? (The Superficial)

Great shot of JLO (Just Jared)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s ex, if you were wondering (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp’s fiancée fangirling him side-stage (Pop Sugar)

So what you’re saying is that Kate Middleton’s brother is kind of a loser? (Cele|bitchy)

This looks better than Flowers In The Attic (Socialite Life)

Jada Pinkett is already a formidable mother-in-law (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I’d pay for an NPH photobomb (I'm Not Obsessed)