October 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2013 13:51:51 October 25, 2013 13:51:51

Natasha! Happy Birthday from your mom Nancy who tells me you’re into Scandal now? What did you think of Lisa Kudrow last night? Am I the only one who thinks Huck is an over-actor?  Full Story

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It was so tasteful, it was a little…boring, right? Prince George was christened yesterday and today the official photo was released and we’ll get to that soon but it all went down without a single obnoxious rich person hat.  Read Full Intro

Little G knows how to pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 22:39:49 October 24, 2013 22:39:49
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And the official Prince George christening photos have been released. You can see them here. I tried to buy them but they were super expensive with all kinds of restrictions. You’ve probably already seen them everywhere else anyway. Little G is hard to miss, what with him already being such a pose-hard. Full Story

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Mimi’s “toughest experience”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 20:11:30 October 24, 2013 20:11:30

I love this video. But I love every Mimi video. This time Mimi is talking about herself. I’m not sure why I had to tell you that. What else would she be talking about? Well… When she tries to talk about why dembabies are special, she actually can’t get out the words. When Mimi has to talk about anything other than Mimi, she can’t articulate. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 19:00:02 October 24, 2013 19:00:02

Sasha Finds plaid dresses in LifeStyle

I saw the head and I knew it was her (Dlisted)

She doesn’t need a boyfriend after a fiancé (The Superficial)

I wonder if Nicole Kidman wants these lips (FishWrapper)

Robert Pattinson: no mothering hips from the side view! (Pop Sugar)

The Forgotten Prince (Cele|bitchy)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson keep dressing up nice (Just Jared)

What if your back is one size and your breasts are another (Hollywood Tuna)

His rationale for custody is RUDE (Reality Tea)

Great leather jacket on Emma Watson (Popoholic)

But this is what Gwyneth wanted to be for Halloween!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

Ben Foster IS Lance Armstrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 18:04:16 October 24, 2013 18:04:16

Holy. Sh-t. This is NOT Lance Armstrong. This is Ben Foster PLAYING Lance Armstrong. Amazing, right? They just started shooting the biopic last week with Stephen Frears directing. I was going to see this movie anyway because, well, I followed Armstrong for a long time. I naively/stupidly/blindly believed him until I couldn’t anymore. Full Story

The Winter Soldier is coming

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 24, 2013 17:19:41 October 24, 2013 17:19:41

Everyone is sweating bullets about Thor: The Dark World’s box office, but really, they ought to be worried about Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Captain America is, as the joke goes, nobody’s favorite. He’s one of the oldest characters in Marvel’s cannon (the oldest? Help me out nerds) and you have to have him around but…well he’s boring for all the reasons Thor and Superman are boring. Full Story

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Will Leo be going back there?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 16:29:31 October 24, 2013 16:29:31
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There was an article on PEOPLE  yesterday about how Leonardo DiCaprio was at the same restaurant in New York three times in the last week. It’s called Merchants River House and they had his order down to specific detail: warm spinach and artichoke dip all the time, steamed chicken dumplings, French toast, an omelet, and even his drinks, vodka and lemonade and pink guava lemonade. Full Story

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Mark Wahlberg will take care of it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 15:27:18 October 24, 2013 15:27:18
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Check out Mark Wahlberg in Hong Kong today working on Transformers 4 with Michael Bay who wants you to see how hot he is and that’s why Victoria’s Secret models will date him. Last week Bay was attacked by an air conditioner – click here Full Story

Ryan Reynolds’s birthday wax

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2013 13:56:34 October 24, 2013 13:56:34
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It was Ryan Reynolds’s 37th birthday yesterday. He celebrated in New Orleans with his brand new wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s. He also spent part of the day in a Lamborghini on the set of his new film Selfless. And, because she’s the true heir to Martha Stewart, it’s very possible that he was greeted at home at the end of a long day at work to find his wife, naked but for an apron, with dinner on the table. Full Story

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