Slum Love isn’t family TV

May 29, 2013 14:58:38 Posted at May 29, 2013 14:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez was in London last night to perform on Britain’s Got Talent. Apparently some viewers were offended by her outfit. Me I think there are a lot more offensive things on television but sh-t, maybe I don’t know about what’s considered “family viewing”. Full Story

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H7 at Game 7!

May 29, 2013 14:28:21 Posted at May 29, 2013 14:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It's Harper Seven Beckham + Hockey. I mean if these don't blow up your heart... (even if your team was knocked out in the first round). The Beckhams hit up Game 7 last night between the San Jose Sharks and the Los Angeles Kings. Nothing quite like the stress of a Game 7, especially when you have to book it out of the building before the mob lights your car on fire. Full Story

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Katy Broke Robsten continued

May 29, 2013 13:57:15 Posted at May 29, 2013 13:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A quick summary of the situation so far: PEOPLE reported on Monday that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson were hanging out at a resort together in Santa Barbara on the weekend during a civilian wedding rehearsal. For some reason, that article went missing shortly after. Full Story

May 29, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

May 29, 2013 13:45:30 Posted at May 29, 2013 13:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I voted for Jessica Kruger! She became a quadriplegic at 15 and is now Canada’s youngest female wheelchair rugby player who is studying English at Simon Fraser University and is running her own baking company AND is trying to become the face of Lise Watier which would make her one of the first quadriplegic models. Full Story

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy. The title of the third Bridget book by Helen Fielding was just confirmed today. It will be released in October. And what is Bridget up to now? The publisher’s notes only revealed the following: “The novel is set in present-day London; Bridget is older; she is still keeping a diary, but she is also immersed in texting and experimenting with social media, with an accent on ‘social.  Read Full Intro

No blonde for summer

May 28, 2013 21:07:22 Posted at May 28, 2013 21:07:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is brown again. Was hoping she'd stay blonde for the summer. I would. Looked good on her. And it's fun, non?, when you have that option? I want to do it for my bday. This probably won't be allowed.  Full Story

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Oscar on his own

May 28, 2013 20:43:20 Posted at May 28, 2013 20:43:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Look what happened! On the final day in Cannes, Oscar Isaac was at the Palais and Justin Timberlake wasn’t there to cockblock him. Which means we have lots and lots of photos -- good photos! -- of Oscar to enjoy. Oscar accepted the Grand Prix prize for Inside Llewyn Davis on behalf of the Coen Brothers. Full Story

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H7’s Memorial Day

May 28, 2013 20:29:05 Posted at May 28, 2013 20:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

H7 spent Memorial Day in LA yesterday with her family. She wore a pink dress and was pushed around in her pram-throne like the proper princess that she is. Look at her, benevolently smiling at her public. H7’s bodyguard is kinda cute, non? Big dude in the black long-sleeved shirt, see? The one her mother is pointing her finger at. Full Story

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Baby drives a fast car

May 28, 2013 19:58:04 Posted at May 28, 2013 19:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story

The Hangover slow motion walking

May 28, 2013 19:18:48 Posted at May 28, 2013 19:18:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Besides Bradley Cooper’s hair, my favourite part of The Hangover 3 comes at the end, when Todd Phillips montages together all the shots of the guys slow motion walking from the entire franchise. Can’t remember what song he cut it to but it looks good. They slow motion walk down the hotel corridor in the first movie. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 28, 2013 18:58:46 Posted at May 28, 2013 18:58:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does this look better or worse than a Ninja Turtle? (The Superficial)

Beyonce’s ass is untouchable ... and it should be! (Dlisted)

Oh yeah? says Adam Levine to Leo DiCaprio (Too Fab)

This appears to be Kristen Stewart’s breakup uniform (Pop Sugar)

Mr (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr has a new girlfriend! (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere’s selfie bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Stacy Keibler forgot to zip (Amy Grindhouse)

Good shorts on Kate Beckinsale (Popoholic)

Bad dress, no surprise, on Bai Ling (Go Fug Yourself)