Justified 5.13: “The bodies of those responsible”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 9, 2014 13:31:53 April 9, 2014 13:31:53

Justified Season 5, Episode 13 recap. SPOILERS We’ve come to the end of another season of Justified and the body count is high in Harlan County, even if, by some miracle, Raylan doesn’t actually add to his own tally. Not directly, anyway. Instead, he sets things in motion that end with Ava free from jail but living under his thumb and Wendy Crowe finally stepping up to the plate for Kendall. Full Story

He’s a “bruiser”!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2014 13:25:54 April 9, 2014 13:25:54
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Pool/ Getty

After taking a couple of days off to rest and acclimate to the time zone, the Cambridges were out in New Zealand today at Government House for a royal playdate. All kinds of babies were invited to hang with Little G, who was apparently in a sh-tty mood at the start, fussing in his mother’s arms and pulling her hair. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Laini Taylor’s Dreams Of Gods & Monsters was released today. I downloaded it to my iPad as soon as my alarm went off this morning and now it’s just sitting there, next to me on the desk, taunting, tempting: Blow off the whole day and read me, read me, read me.  Read Full Intro

Jen wants an Oscar too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 20:10:15 April 8, 2014 20:10:15
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

I mean if Matthew McConaughey can win an Oscar… Jennifer Aniston is currently at work on an independent film called Cake. Do you remember her in The Good Girl? People lost their sh-t over that movie because she wore minimal makeup and her hair was short. I was like, that’s just Rachel with short hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 18:23:25 April 8, 2014 18:23:25

“Unnaturally impossible in GOOP years” is the best thing I’ve read all day (Dlisted)

F-ck YES. Put Christina Hendricks’s breasts on Game Of Thrones! (The Superficial)

I’ve start skipping the parts when Scarjo talks (Too Fab)

When Lindsay Lohan says “one”, what’s the number she actually means? (Cele|bitchy)

Look at Zac Efron’s abs so you won’t think about him under the bridge doing bad sh-t (Just Jared)

I hate all three of these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

That’s a lot of eye makeup for a little kids’ soccer game (Pink Is The New Blog)

Leo & Toni: like an uncle taking his niece to the old time record store (Pop Sugar)

I need a pair of these gym pants on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

Not even Shakira can make me like a Zuhair Murad dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Career Prospectus: Orlando Bloom

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 8, 2014 17:41:00 April 8, 2014 17:41:00
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(For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus Series, please click here.) Ever since we started this series, we’ve received repeated requests for Orlando Bloom. He’s been mentioned several times in other people’s prospectuses, but has somehow escaped having one of his own. Full Story

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Winona on Veronica's birthday week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 16:30:23 April 8, 2014 16:30:23
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I opened yesterday with Heathers. Click here if you missed it and the Entertainment Weekly oral history celebrating the 25th anniversary of the film. To mark the milestone, we shot a Winona appreciation segment for etalk last week. Just me freestyling on why Winona is still everything after all these years. Full Story

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Only the most loyal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 15:19:20 April 8, 2014 15:19:20
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I envy the Fan. S/he is not fickle. S/he has selective sight. S/he is devoted to the very end. S/he remains undeterred. For the Johnny Depp fan, these photos are no problem. S/he doesn’t notice that NO ONE should be attracted to a man in this outfit. NO ONE would be turned on by those pants. Full Story

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