The Walking Dead 4.2: “You have to become strong”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 21, 2013 13:14:51 October 21, 2013 13:14:51

The Walking Dead, Season 4 Episode 2 recap. Before we get into this week’s recap, we have some very important Walking Dead-adjacent news to discuss. Mainly—why did no one tell me Andrew Lincoln’s real last name is Clutterbuck?! This Full Story

Let’s talk about Scott Eastwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2013 12:46:31 October 21, 2013 12:46:31
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Imeh Akpanudosen/ Getty

It’s now been a week since Charlie Hunnam broke up with Fifty Shades Of Grey and the search to replace him continues. JustJared reported exclusively on Friday that the latest name added to the ever-growing list of contenders is Scott Eastwood, son of Clint, who everyone started talking about like a month ago because he appeared in a photoshoot for Town & Country. Full Story

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Friday, October 18, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I checked the Vanity Fair website first thing this morning to prep for an upcoming Gwyneth Paltrow post (coming later) but look what I found instead:   Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 19:31:25 October 18, 2013 19:31:25

Sasha Finds dressy bombers in Lifestyle

Robert Pattinson digs your musk (Dlisted)

GREAT outfit on Selena Gomez today (FishWrapper)

Britney Spears is low cut in London (The Superficial)

Love Rachel Weisz’s velvet pants (Just Jared)

If you had $10 million would you spend it on this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie’s only worn black in Australia, right? Oh ever. (Pop Sugar)

Chelsea Handler ordered to step off Angelina Jolie? (Cele|bitchy)

Stop making me worry Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I didn’t know nipple pasties came in different sizes! (IDLYITW)

I would totally wear this outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Endless Love movie sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 17:26:59 October 18, 2013 17:26:59

When it was announced back in March that they were remaking Endless Love, I wrote about how movie sex isn’t the same anymore. Click here for a refresher. When I was growing up in the 80s and 90s, movie sex used to make me really horny. Now I go for soft core high quality porn (it’s really well shot and the people are always really attractive and there’s no fisting) if I need a little variety because they don’t give it to me the same way anymore in Hollywood. Full Story

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Banging with Jennifer Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 17:14:10 October 18, 2013 17:14:10
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Jennifer Garner was at the premiere of Dallas Buyers Club in LA last night with a fully present fringe – not parted, not swept to the side. Last week on The Social we talked about hair extensions and how almost everyone you think has great hair in Hollywood probably uses them. Full Story

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Demi who wears glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 15:40:47 October 18, 2013 15:40:47
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Alice Munro’s Nobel Prize last week made me think of Dorothy Parker, one of the best writers, ever, and she never wrote a novel. Dorothy wrote wonderful short stories, and poems, and essays, and movie reviews, but never a novel. And it was almost like she didn’t think she could be taken seriously because of it. Full Story

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SNL’s non-coke scandal

Dean Posted by Dean at October 18, 2013 15:15:00 October 18, 2013 15:15:00

When I say “SNL controversy” what do you picture? Probably John Belushi doing coke off Chevy Chase’s butt. Maybe Eddie Murphy doing coke off Laurie Metcalf’s butt? And definitely Chris Kattan doing coke of Cheri Oteri’s butt! The point is that SNL’s scandals usually revolve around a lot coke (and some butts) and never really issues that could actually improve the quality of that show…until now. Full Story

Be Thankful for Homesense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 15:06:17 October 18, 2013 15:06:17

Helen Mirren was not attacked by an air conditioner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2013 14:58:21 October 18, 2013 14:58:21
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Dame Helen Mirren was in Hong Kong last night to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Mandarin Oriental. Two deranged brothers did not try to kick her ass with an air conditioner. You think Scandal is preposterous? How about Michael Bay? And that’s real life! Click here Full Story

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Hanging Up On The President

Duana Posted by Duana at October 18, 2013 14:20:17 October 18, 2013 14:20:17

Scandal Season 3 Episode 3 recap The fact that Olivia Pope feels entitled to hang up on the man who runs the free world (well, probably that’s actually Cyrus) is the least ludicrous thing in this episode. Yet you watched breathless the whole time, didn’t you? What kills me, when you step away and think about it, is that even the scenario – the hostages in a near-death situation – we’ve seen this on TV a thousand, million times. Full Story