Michael Fassbender’s Oscar nonchalance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2013 13:19:41 October 16, 2013 13:19:41

I’m not as hype on Michael Fassbender as the rest of you are. Which is why, to me, the best part of his GQ interview is that James McAvoy is in it. McAvoy is there because Fassbender is late and the two of them are supposed to, along with the journalist, speed around a track in a fast car for kicks. Full Story

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Katie and Jamie violate the code?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 20:01:53 October 15, 2013 20:01:53
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are supposedly dating. The Source for this story is IN TOUCH Weekly, so make the sound of a broken horn. The magazine claims that the two are all “Mission: Impossible” about their relationship. In my experience legit sources don’t speak like that, but whatever. Full Story

JLO trying to break up with Slum Bear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 18:51:52 October 15, 2013 18:51:52

Radar reports that JLO has been wanting to get rid of her Slum Lover Casper Smart but feels awkward about it because he’s so close to her kids. GossipCop has already sh-t on the story saying it’s not true. Obviously. Because: 1.Radar’s reporting is often suspect 2. Full Story

Belly Cupping: Kate Winslet edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 18:45:35 October 15, 2013 18:45:35
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WENN

It’s been a while since I pissed you off with my belly cupping hate. So, since Thanksgiving is over, let’s pick up where we left off: Me hating the belly cupping posing and you not hating it... Here we have Kate Winslet at the premiere of Labour Day in London cupping her belly all over the carpet. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 18:31:01 October 15, 2013 18:31:01

And I still don’t think this is as bad as Ebola Hilton’s song (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber is still sucker punching people (The Superficial)

To me, this is WAY more embarrassing than anything Miley Cyrus has done (FishWrapper)

Naomi Watts’s wet hair (Cele|bitchy)

James Franco watches The Voice so I guess it’s Art (Just Jared)

I like those black and white lace-up booties (Hollywood Tuna)

Something tells me Rihanna’s now watching this show (Reality Tea)

Jessie Spano showed up on Dancing With The Stars (Pop Sugar)

Do you think they totally plan their outfits to go to the pumpkin patch? (Popoholic)

Mega Bitch Face from Natalie Portman, non? (Go Fug Yourself)

Leo’s next ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 16:50:49 October 15, 2013 16:50:49
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Splash

Leonardo DiCaprio spent the summer with model Toni Garrn, now 21. Garrn, being of the social media generation, was surrounded by people who kept posting pictures of her at his place/on holiday with him etc. Click here for a refresher. Apparently they’ve now broken up? This is the assumption because another model from Brazil, Kat Torres, is confirming that she and Leo are together now, although that could just be his arrangement. Full Story

Martha Stewart to Gwyneth: stay in your lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:33:32 October 15, 2013 15:33:32
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Those are not the words she’s saying, Martha Stewart. In fact, the words that are coming out of her mouth, if you saw them in print, would seem supportive. Read these words without the tone… “I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house and I’ve never seen how she lives. Full Story

Gwyneth complains, Anna listens?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:27:32 October 15, 2013 15:27:32
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FilmMagic/ Getty

The MET Gala this year – the theme was punk and Gwyneth Paltrow wore a pink dress that wasn’t punk at all and complained that it was too crowded because so much riffraff was allowed in, remember? "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. Full Story

Women on Their Backs

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 15:20:55 October 15, 2013 15:20:55

Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 3 recap Hard not to see, right? Everywhere women are on their backs, waiting for something to happen to them (in one memorable case, orgasm that never arrived) and it’s men who stand there and demand results one way or another. This is true in the case of the quadruplet story, which to me was way underdeveloped – let’s meet the mother who was so unaware of what was going on!  What does this mean for her? – as well as in the “Betty is thwarted in her quest for children, which may actually just be her quest for the Pretzel King” endeavour. Full Story

Next: Jamie Dornan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2013 15:11:13 October 15, 2013 15:11:13
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Bauer, Splash

Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Johnson…none of them are interested. Charlie Hunnam isn’t interested. Ian Somerhalder and Joe Manganiello ARE interested but EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, who can’t convince Robert Pattinson to give her more visuals to finger herself to, thinks she can do better. Full Story

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