Smutty Tingles

May 24, 2013 18:57:24 Posted at May 24, 2013 18:57:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Gwyneth’s white leather jacket in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart isn’t clinging at Robert Pattinson’s feet...but this may not be the answer either (The Superficial)

Gwyneth smells!? (Dlisted)

Mark Ruffalo is magic all by himself. He doesn’t need tricks. (Too Fab)

Leonardo DiCaprio “personal time” -- more sun, more models, more ass (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt’s people keep talking (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have dinner with Keith Richards (Just Jared)

Adrien Brody is at his most douchey when he’s in Cannes (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling as an elf (Gallery of the Absurd)

I love it when famous teens fight (StarCrush)

I’m starting to mistake Heather Graham for Amanda Seyfried (Go Fug Yourself)

Mimi in the morning

May 24, 2013 18:22:15 Posted at May 24, 2013 18:22:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

What a great start to Memorial Day Weekend for those of you in America: Mimi on GMA. It had all the elements of a classic Mimi appearance: -She needed help walking. Several times. She SUMMONED help walking. Several times. -Her dress almost fell off. Because she always wears clothes that are too small. Full Story

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7 Feelings about the Don Jon trailer by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

May 24, 2013 17:58:31 Posted at May 24, 2013 17:58:31
Dean Posted by Dean

The trailer for Don Jon, the first movie written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is here and it’s a weird one. Don Jon is basically about The Situation if he never got famous, and co-stars Scarlett Johansson. I’m a little overwhelmed by how many feelings I have about this, so I’m going to organize them for you, just like I do for the therapist! 1. Full Story

The Immigrant Marion

May 24, 2013 17:19:38 Posted at May 24, 2013 17:19:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Gray, a Cannes favourite, screened his highly anticipated The Immigrant today at the festival. The reviews I’ve read have been medium to good. Once again, Gray is working with his muse, Joaquin Phoenix. They say however that he may have found a new one in Marion Cotillard. Her performance is generating some serious buzz. Full Story

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Brunette Ambition

May 24, 2013 16:19:04 Posted at May 24, 2013 16:19:04
Duana Posted by Duana
Jesse Grant/ Getty

So, in delightful news, Lea Michele is writing a book that will be out next spring. That in itself is fun, yes -- it’s going to be “part memoir, part how-to and part style guide” and I am very much looking forward to a how-to of getting the stomp-dance in “Mama Who Bore Me” just right -- but this alone is not the reason for my delight. Full Story

Charlie’s big summer?

May 24, 2013 15:57:37 Posted at May 24, 2013 15:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
BUZZPAPS / Zodiac/ Splash

Charlie Hunnam was photographed out in Beverly Hills yesterday. Goddamn he is hot. Especially when he’s moving around naturally and not on a red carpet with his chin up. We’ll likely be seeing more of him on red carpets as we approach the release date of Pacific Rim, in theatres July 12. Full Story

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Granny Freeze and This Hot Bitch

May 24, 2013 15:38:44 Posted at May 24, 2013 15:38:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash, ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ Getty

This Hot Bitch... Look at her. Sharon Stone. She’s a big deal in Cannes, every year, and she works hard for amfAR, and she was working it hard last night at the annual gala raising money for AIDS research in a white gown that was made for retired strippers. Check out the back of it. Full Story

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Propagandizing World War Z

May 24, 2013 15:10:30 Posted at May 24, 2013 15:10:30
Sarah Posted by Sarah

With one month to go until it opens in theaters, it’s time for World War Z to get serious about promotion. To that end, Paramount held a surprise screening in New Jersey, and Brad Pitt himself stopped by to introduce the film. And wouldn’t you know it? The audience overwhelmingly liked the movie. Full Story

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Well I hope his “schedule” doesn’t change

May 24, 2013 14:40:54 Posted at May 24, 2013 14:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I mentioned yesterday in this post, a trip to space accompanied by Leonardo DiCaprio was auctioned off at the amfAR gala in Cannes last night for $1.5 million. Another prize involving Leo was available -- premiere tickets to The Wolf Of Wall Street, a luxury hotel stay, and Chopard watch, and invitations to Oscar parties -- and that went for $2. Full Story

May 24, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

May 24, 2013 14:28:01 Posted at May 24, 2013 14:28:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arlene! Happy Birthday from Janet who wanted to make it extra special for you with Beyonce and Hugh Jackman. Here’s B belly-cupping and cockblocking everyone else at the VMAs a couple of years ago -- one of my favourite Beysus moments. And Hugh Jackman being hot, so like totally natural. And for Gina who’s cheering on the Portland Winterhawks in the Memorial Cup today led by Seth Jones, very likely the #1 draft pick -- good luck! And try to have fun during the game. Full Story