Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 19:31:53 April 4, 2014 19:31:53

Sasha Finds raincoats in LifeStyle

I really love it when Kevin Spacey gets indignant (Dlisted)

HAHAHA! HAHAHAHA…HAHAHAAHAH!!! (The Superficial)

A lot of Chris Evans naked (Just Jared)

I wish I could play golf like Paulina Gretzky plays golf (TooFab)

I like Kate Upton’s sweater (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston and Sam Worthington make Cake (Pop Sugar)

Finally Katy Cambridge spends some money on a dress! (Cele|bitchy)

Orphan Black! Orphan Black! (Pajiba)

So…I would have totally been into Jon Hamm back then (Towleroad)

Boring red dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Let’s check in with the Travoltas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 17:54:20 April 4, 2014 17:54:20
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Steve Floethe/ Getty

John Travolta and Kelly Preston were at the Silver Springs International Film Festival last night in Ocala, Florida. How close is that to Clearwater, Florida, the big base of Scientology? Too lazy to google. Also I’m too busy being revolted by that goddamn thing on his chin. How much longer will we have to live with it? How much longer will SHE have to live with it? You know those rumours about him and the gender of massage therapists he prefers? Kinda not hard to believe when you look at that growth. Full Story

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Mandy, Six Years Later

Duana Posted by Duana at April 4, 2014 17:03:38 April 4, 2014 17:03:38
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

One of the very first pieces I ever wrote for this site was about Mandy Moore. It was called What Will It Take and I remember because A) We were in Paris, and B) because of the look Lainey gave me like “good luck with this uphill battle trying to get people onside”. Full Story

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When did Johnny Depp grow an accent?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 15:35:16 April 4, 2014 15:35:16
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Have I asked this question before and just forgot? Johnny Depp was interviewed by The Today Show’s Savannah Guthrie and the clip was just posted this morning. She asks him what it was like to finally play a character that wasn’t all about costuming and makeup and whether or not that was a refreshing change. Full Story

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Let’s talk about dicks

Duana Posted by Duana at April 4, 2014 15:08:53 April 4, 2014 15:08:53

Scandal Season 3 Episode 16 recap What? Is that too bold? Is it a bit harsh? Let’s remember that first of all, this episode was called “The Fluffer”. But secondly, this episode was really mostly about bad behavior, the people who get away with it, and the people who are proud of the fact that they’re dicks and kind of celebrate it. Full Story

Doesn’t the Prince have a playsuit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 14:30:02 April 4, 2014 14:30:02
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Wenn, Tim P. Whitby/ Getty

Prince Harry was out with London Mayor Boris Johnson to visit with children at a new playground at Queen Elizabeth Park in Newham. The park opens this weekend. “Play” is a subject I keep hearing about a lot the last few years. All my friends who have kids talk about “play”. Full Story

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Good night, Dave

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 4, 2014 14:11:28 April 4, 2014 14:11:28
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WENN

Yesterday during the taping of his show, David Letterman stunned his audience by announcing his retirement. He’s been on late night television for thirty-two years, the last twenty-one of which have been behind the desk at The Late Show with David Letterman. He broke Johnny Carson’s record in 2013 to become the longest-running late night host, and he stuck around long enough to outlast his rival, Jay Leno, which I’m sure is not coincidental. Full Story

Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield: Spice signatures and chemistry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:54:35 April 4, 2014 13:54:35
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 press tour has arrived in North America. Emma Stone was on Kimmel last night. Let’s start there. She has a cold. But you couldn’t really tell because, as always, she was sweet and charming and willing to embarrass herself. By demonstrating that her hidden talent is forging all the Spice Girls’ signatures. Full Story

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April 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:15:29 April 4, 2014 13:15:29

Catie! Good luck on your final qualifier for you PhD today! You asked me to tell you what advice my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would give you. Well, no advice necessary. Did you work hard? Did you work harder than anyone else? Did you bust your ass? If so, don’t worry. Rat or not, you’ll be fine. Full Story

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for supporting the Canadian release of my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken! I’ve been on a media blitz all week to promote it while still shooting The Social and etalk and posting new articles on the blog so I’ve not had a chance to properly express my profound gratitude for your encouragement.  Read Full Intro