Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you hear about Wen Zhang, the Chinese actor who posted a cheating confession and apology on Weibo (Chinese Twitter), resulting in millions of comments and retweets that ended up breaking social media records over there? His wife, Ma Yili, is carrying their second child while he was f-cking his co-star Yao Di.  Read Full Intro

Cameron in black leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 20:01:48 April 2, 2014 20:01:48
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Wenn, Anthony Harvey/ Getty

Cameron Diaz is promoting The Other Woman hard right now with Leslie Mann and Kate Upton. She's in London tonight for the premiere looking fantastic in a black leather dress, WOW. It's the kind of dress you put on as a f-ck you to this headline: 2014 Is the Year of Cameron Diaz (Making Bad-Looking Movies) That came from this article Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 18:45:14 April 2, 2014 18:45:14

So basically Superman made Kaley Cuoco and she admits it (Dlisted)

Margaery Tyrell goes topless (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan is maxed out again (The Superficial)

Terrible dress on Kate Upton (Hollywood Tuna)

Lily Allen’s transparency (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t look so bad when he’s cold (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Tyra Collette?! FNL for life! (Too Fab)

What kind of sports socks are these on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood PQ)

Broadway Cinderella (Romance Beat)

Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Moss?!? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Serial Killer Tom is back

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 17:49:15 April 2, 2014 17:49:15

When we first met Serial Killer Tom, he had just murdered his business associates and was using his Jaguar to dispose of the bodies. When we next   saw him, he was explaining to us what makes him a good serial killer—coincidentally, all the same things that make Jaguars good cars (style, command, precision, power, “sounding right”). Full Story

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Can Katie be cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 17:17:11 April 2, 2014 17:17:11
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Here’s Katie Holmes on the NY set of her new television pilot, now titled Dangerous Liaisons. When I first wrote about this – click here – that’s what I mentioned when I learned of the show’s premise: Ann (Katie) is a sweet socialite who is organises charity balls and would never hurt anyone until Rufus Sewell and his wife make a bet to bring her down and ruin her marriage, prompting her to start learning how to play the game. Full Story

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Meryl Streep, Rock Star

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 16:38:10 April 2, 2014 16:38:10
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Paul Marotta/ Splash

She kind of is already, right? Meryl is Meryl like Madonna is Madonna, like Beyonce is Beyonce, like Adele is Adele, like Lorde is Lorde. Meryl is Hollywood’s rock star (sorry Johnny),  so it makes sense that she will now play a rock star. Full Story

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The Belly-Cupper party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 16:09:00 April 2, 2014 16:09:00
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Wenn, Charley Gallay/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a line of maternity clothes now. You know, my colleague on The Social, Melissa Grelo, was pregnant through the entire first run of our show and she wore regular clothing the entire time. Same thing with Cynthia Loyst. And so many of the other women I hear from. The only “maternity” item they bought were the jeans with the elastic waistbands which, frankly, I plan on investing in even though I will never get pregnant because that just seems like a really good f-cking idea. Full Story

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Justified 5.12: “Take shelter”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 13:55:35 April 2, 2014 13:55:35

Justified Season 5, Episode 12 recap. Penultimate episode of the penultimate season. We’re into SPOILER territory. We’re almost at the end of the road, which means that a lot is happening and it’s happening fast. The Mexican cartel is gunning for Boyd, the Marshals have declared open season on Crowe, and Ava needs to get out of prison, like now. Full Story

Prince Harry’s pursed lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 13:50:30 April 2, 2014 13:50:30
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TGB/ Splash

I don’t know if I’ve seen Harry doing the Bill Clinton lip purse. At least not that I remember. It’s kind of working for me, in a hate-f-ck way. Hot Harry is rarely a hate-f-ck, obviously, but that is just such a douchey expression, made even more so by Alec Baldwin and Darrell Hammond. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Dear Gossips,

April Fool’s Day? For some. For me, April 1 has always been the most important day of my life. My parents were married on April 1. Jacek was born on April 1. I signed my first major contract on April 1. So when Random House Canada offered me the privilege of choosing any day in April as the official release day of my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, the Squawking Chicken herself decided that it had to be today, April 1.  Read Full Intro