Smutty Tingles

August 2, 2013 17:21:22 Posted at August 2, 2013 17:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Our furniture is coming in half an hour – I won’t have to write on a stepladder anymore! Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds overalls in LifeStyle

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Anthony Weiner now (The Superficial)

My boys just yell at me until I feed them. These girls make them look f-ckig ungrateful AND useless (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge lips host Chelsea Handler (FishWrapper)

Kate Hudson’s sick body working out (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing hard to get with Matt Damon? As IF Sherlock (Cele|bitchy)

This is what Robert Pattinson may or may not be grinding on the undercover (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez’s black leather panels (Hollywood Tuna)

Leah Remini is writing a book about Xenu’s secrets. Fine. But will she talk about Travolta and Cruise? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Does Miley pop her grill in to walk her dog? (Popoholic)

Wish I could see this outfit without the wrinkles (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Silencio!

August 2, 2013 17:04:48 Posted at August 2, 2013 17:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did Mimi go to Hogwarts? Silencio, a silencing spell, coming from Mariah Carey. Is that ironic? Mimi posted this video, full of amazingness, the other day and I decided to save it for a Friday, before the weekend. Because it’s how you let go. By watching 2 minutes of Mimi bloopers but, you know, not really. Full Story

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Obsessed with Diane’s dress

August 2, 2013 16:25:07 Posted at August 2, 2013 16:25:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Paul A. Hebert/ Getty

Straight up crazy about it. The designer is Mary Katranzou. This is a hard want. I very, very, very hard want. Last week for a photo shoot, I wore a pair of harem-y-ish pants with a similar print to the bottom half of Diane’s look. It was L.A.M.B. With a sort of mismatched houndstooth silk blouse over top, also L. Full Story

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Uncle Harry and the baby blue beret

August 2, 2013 16:06:44 Posted at August 2, 2013 16:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

It’s almost two weeks now since Prince Harry became an uncle for the first time. Here he is wearing his baby blue beret, for the first time becoming an uncle, today visiting the Royal Marines Tamar naval base in Devonport, England, taking a break from his garden parties at Kensington Palace to attend to his royal duties as he too is a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Full Story

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Royal titles and occupations

August 2, 2013 15:00:39 Posted at August 2, 2013 15:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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STEFAN ROUSSEAU/ Getty

Prince George of Cambridge’s birth certificate was registered today. It was his father, Prince William, who signed the document – attached. You will note that under the section for “occupation”, Will is listed as a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Can you imagine? Filling in a form and writing that down, for real, no jokes, as your JOB? It’s the same for Katy Cambridge. Full Story

Karl’s not hot

August 2, 2013 14:33:24 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:33:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get the need to layer for air conditioning but this, this isn’t layering. Full Story

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Chris Evans is going to direct

August 2, 2013 14:19:57 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:19:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Photos:
FameFlynet

I know right? That was my reaction, too. Having a slash is important these days—being just an actor isn’t enough anymore—and Chris Evans has decided to tack “slash-director” onto his resume with a movie called 1:30 Train. It’s about a couple that meets in New York and spends a magical night together, exploring the city and each other (I added that last part, but it does sound like that kind of movie). Full Story

Jen in satin and the red band trailer

August 2, 2013 14:06:19 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:06:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’s fiancé Justin Theroux did not walk the carpet with her. Full Story

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August 2, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 2, 2013 13:50:16 Posted at August 2, 2013 13:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex! Happy Birthday from Ryan! I hear you’re on a “lady’s trip” to Minneapolis? We just passed Minneapolis on our way to Toronto from Vancouver. I wish we could have spent more time there. Tell me everything! As for you Ryan, the fact that you know so much about Gwyneth Paltrow makes you even MORE attractive, straight or gay. Full Story

Morning promises

August 1, 2013 20:29:55 Posted at August 1, 2013 20:29:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

I love these photos of Sandra Bullock taking Louis to school the other day. SO cute. And perhaps not unlike conversations we’ve all had with our parents in the morning… “When you come home later…” Fill in the blank with whatever it was that you were looking forward to. Full Story

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