Granny delivers in Cannes, but not Julianne

May 15, 2013 18:58:27 Posted at May 15, 2013 18:58:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As expected, Nicole Kidman killed it tonight in Cannes. Her best, best, BEST showing in years. This exquisite dress is Christian Dior from the Haute Couture S/S 2013 that I posted here in January. And I called it exquisite then too. Shocking that there wasn’t more of this at the Oscars. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 15, 2013 18:44:36 Posted at May 15, 2013 18:44:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO new rain boots and more Cannes carpet arrivals in LifeStyle

Country Bitch’s beach body (Too Fab)

When the name of the company and the personalities running it totally don’t complement each other (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s greatest fear, besides not having any cameras around (The Superficial)

Neil Patrick Harris’s cute twins (Just Jared)

Hate Alice Eve’s dress here (Hollywood Tuna)

What is Reese Witherspoon’s husband drinking? (Pop Sugar)

I guess I’ve been abusing my husband (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift plays to assumption on New Girl (StarCrush)

Worst newlywed ever? (Romance Beat)

I want this green bangle (Hollywood PQ)

Carey let her hair down

May 15, 2013 18:26:08 Posted at May 15, 2013 18:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But look how YOUNG she looks! So innocent! Here they are, Carey Mulligan, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, arriving at the Palais for The Great Gatsby to open the Cannes Film Festival. I gasped when I saw her. Am attaching the few photos that are available now, and I’ll add more to the post as they’re released. Full Story

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Cannes opening white

May 15, 2013 17:47:15 Posted at May 15, 2013 17:47:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

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Black Widow, Falcon, and oh yeah, Captain America

May 15, 2013 17:09:46 Posted at May 15, 2013 17:09:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Evans is not on my Five List. So while he may have the title of the movie, he doesn’t get the title of my post. Not when Scarlett Johansson and Anthony Mackie are around. Here they are shooting Captain America: The Winter Soldier in Washington, DC yesterday. Why does Falcon have to wear a sweatshirt? Why can’t they put him in a skin-tight tee? Why can’t I be the one laughing at his jokes? And when you think Natasha Romanoff, do you think this hair? I don’t understand it at all. Full Story

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Hack the GOOP Trip

May 15, 2013 16:40:03 Posted at May 15, 2013 16:40:03
Dean Posted by Dean

It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. Full Story

Will Jakey sing?

May 15, 2013 16:28:04 Posted at May 15, 2013 16:28:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They’re making a film adaptation of Into The Woods directed by Rob Marshall. Meryl Streep and Johnny Depp are already attached. Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Pine are now in talks to join them...? That’s looking like an impressive cast, not unlike the one Marshall put together for Nine a few years ago. Full Story

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Hitting on Katie Holmes

May 15, 2013 15:55:21 Posted at May 15, 2013 15:55:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six has a really hilarious story about people hitting on Katie Holmes on the set of Mania Days in New York. Apparently “she’s been asked out seven times”... By crew members and extras! According to the report, the men are “just chancing it”, the way they would, I dunno, at a bar or something. Full Story

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The Time Traveller's Wife...but better

May 15, 2013 15:07:16 Posted at May 15, 2013 15:07:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The book was good. The movie was sh-t. Really, really terrible. When was the last time you saw a good romance? A proper romance. Not a romantic scene in a movie that isn't a romance but a movie that's intended to be romantic. Or a romantic comedy. It's been a while. I've been waiting a while. Full Story

Hot Harry’s urchin doll

May 15, 2013 14:33:45 Posted at May 15, 2013 14:33:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry continued his tour of America yesterday in New York and New Jersey, visiting with Hurricane Sandy victims, accompanied by Governor Chris Christie. These Wales boys were bred to wear the sh-t out of a white shirt, non? Even when he’s playing baseball. Harry was on the diamond in Harlem having fun with the kids, although they didn’t seem to give him a glove. Full Story

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Joss Whedon returns to TV

May 15, 2013 14:06:08 Posted at May 15, 2013 14:06:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Joss Whedon, God of Nerds, was, pre-Avengers, best known for genre TV fare like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the criminally cancelled Firefly. Then Marvel came knocking and he hasn’t had a TV show since Dollhouse (the one thing he’s done that I could not make myself like) got canned in 2010. Full Story